Stomach Ache

Well, this is a first-hannd guide to getting a really really bad stomach ache.

1) First off, havee some Bacardi Silver....wOw, thats some strong stuff, good though .
2)Next, gete ready too coook. Throw in a pan the folowng: lots of butter, cucumber bits, noodles, and lots of cheese. Then put on high and add lots of various salts and spices. Let heat for 5 minutes or so, and then eat.
3)Now, get out a bagel. Put lots of butter back on a pan, and put the bagel on top. Proceeede by cooking for a while, and then eat.
4)Now tosss som ice cream in a bowl and sqirt lotss of choclate ontop. And eat.t

Thats how u get a really nice stomch ache! Now i need some damn pepto bismal!