Stomach Ache
 

Well, this is a first-hannd guide to getting a really really bad stomach ache.

1) First off, havee some Bacardi Silver....wOw, thats some strong stuff, good though:yes: .
2)Next, gete ready too coook. Throw in a pan the folowng: lots of butter, cucumber bits, noodles, and lots of cheese. Then put on high and add lots of various salts and spices. Let heat for 5 minutes or so, and then eat.
3)Now, get out a bagel. Put lots of butter back on a pan, and put the bagel on top. Proceeede by cooking for a while, and then eat.
4)Now tosss som ice cream in a bowl and sqirt lotss of choclate ontop. And eat.t

Thats how u get a really nice stomch ache! Now i need some damn pepto bismal!

Sounds like you had a nice little party last night... hehe I did too... how about my planning last night:
1) Grab about 10 cases of Dr Pepper (for 18 people)
2) Melt a 5lb block of Sharp Cheddar Cheese
3) Get chips with LOTS of salt and dip them in cheese
4) Each eat at least 1lb worth of meat on a hamburger
5) Dr Pepper Floats
6) Sour Skittles for everyone
7) Shotgun some Dr Peppers (hey im 17, lay off)
8) Wake up and report to work at 8:30 wearing a big grin cause you know you have a nightlife and your boss doesnt
:yes:

Re: Stomach Ache
 

:D Its only like 5%, but anyway, why did you eat all of that crap with it? :crazy:

HAHA, that's some funny stuff man :D

I'm not sure:no:

Have chinese food, shots of Bicardi Limon, sour candy, chocolate milk, Oil & Vinegar Chips and a chicken caesar salad and enjoy the rest of your night.

i dunno i must have a strong stomach, cause all these sound dam good! well all but the first one :pukey :pukey :pukey

FMR that sounds dam good, makes me hungry.

Dr Pepper isn't an alcohol drink. I'm all confused????

Sure its not alcoholic... as long as you dont mix it with bourbon;) :D

Its soda pop! but belive me if you drink too much soda pop you cant wind down:eek: im addicted to the stuff :paranoid:

hey im only almost 17 years old and i cant resist the alcohol :bow:

here is my guide for a nice stomach ache:

wake up and the first thing light up a cigarrete, drin a black cofee, then have another cigarette. after you get to work have some ice cold dr pepper and in 2 hours you will have the nicest stomach avhe in the world. do that for 2-3 years everyday and get an ulcer

sounds good... just make sure that cheese is velveta. :yes:

wtf is wrong with you? :crazy:

I must say Bacardi Silver is my favorite malt drink! me and true had it for the first time last night and OMG!!! beats the snot out of smirnoff! Same alcohol conten but the Bacardi hits you alot harder then smirnoff!! But tummy aches all i have to do is eat had a ulcer for 3 years now and its prolly acid reflux but who cares ya only live once enjoy it!!! On a side note no drink is better then a good ol fashioned scre driver my mom got me hooked on those 3 4th of julys ago!!!yes my mom started me drinkin when i was 14 she figures its better to have me drinkin at home then out with friends bein dumb! so THANKS MA!!! :bow: bacardi silver :bow: screw drivers (not the tool)!!!!

beer... killians irsh red.... thats all i want. not that fruity drink

yeah dude...thats grose

I would like to be the first to say HANG OVER from what i heard when he came home last night (friday) he got shit faced why cause work can do that to ya and i hope to god when i come in at 9 hes feelin alright hes do in at 8

*scratches head* am i missing something here?

Him and his friend (TruHeal I presume) work together.
After that kinda night, TT hopes TruHeal will feel alright since he has to start work at 8 and TT at 9.

I'm guessing that's what he meant

oh ic i thought everyone here spoke english JFWY

Yeah I had to use a couple different dictionaries for that.
Harder than French homework. :D