What to say when you loss a race.

[Wren57]

Originally posted by slow ej6
i just say....damn, i lost.

Yeah that normally works just fine. Or how about: "Nice car, sure beat the hell outta mine, whatcha got done to it?"

Buuuuut if your looking for ricer excuses... try:
- But you have more cylinders
- My car is FWD therefore slower by default
- A chipmunk ran out into the road so I slowed down
- I wasnt filled up with race gas (excuse works best with NA cars)
- My car used less gas in the race than yours did
- You are faster straight line but I bet I can out-handle your car (works great if your suspension is still stock)
- It was too dark outside and I forgot to take my sunglasses off so I couldnt see well
- I was trying to eat pork rinds while driving and got crumbs on the shifter

Thats all I can think of now...