What to say when you loss a race.
 

i figured since i've only raced once, and i lost. i started coming up with some excuses. feel free to use them, comment on them, or improve on them, or make up new ones to the list. enjoy!

• i'm running rich
  
• i smoked'em in first, second and third
  
• i was granny shifting
  
• HE HAD NOS!
  
• his wing obviously gave him an advantage
  
• my VW Beetle tires were made by Firestone and fell apart
  
• my tranny dropped
  
• hear that whining noise? that means my car broke
  
• the horse on the back windshield added too much weight
  
• i missed 2nd gear
  
• i wasn't watching the light
  
• i forgot to shift
  
• i was shifting at 2 grand
  
• i topped out at 70
  
• he was double clutching and stuff
  
• my car was so powerful, it snapped the axles
  
• his cars bodywork was ****ing with the wind aerodynamics of my car, there was no way i could catch up
  
• my engine blew up, the smoke is invisable, honset.
  
• i was too busy getting a hummer
  
• there was this sucky song on the radio and it messed with my groove
  
• i was getting something out of my toenail
  
• my laptop was in the passenger seat, and I GOT MAIL! so i was distracted
  
• it's a show car baby, not a go car
  
• my parking brake was on
  
• i forgot to turn off my A/C
  
• i saw a cop! honest!
  
• my girlfriend was weighing down my car
  
• there's junk in my trunk... too much weight
  
• everytime i revved my engine, my volt meter would go up and i got mesmerized by it
  
• my foot slipped off the gas pedal
  
• it was in neutral
  

what other people have come up with

• my car is freaking slow
  
• trash can for an engine
  
• i ran outa gas
  
• i didnt feel like trying
  
• But you have more cylinders
  
• My car is FWD therefore slower by default
  
• A chipmunk ran out into the road so I slowed down
  
• I wasnt filled up with race gas (excuse works best with NA cars)
  
• My car used less gas in the race than yours did
  
• You are faster straight line but I bet I can out-handle your car (works great if your suspension is still stock)
  
• It was too dark outside and I forgot to take my sunglasses off so I couldnt see well
  
• I was trying to eat pork rinds while driving and got crumbs on the shifter
  
• My other car's a Viper
  
• My friend would beat you
  
• I haven't broken in my tires yet
  
• I don't have performance tires
  
• I was too busy talking on my cellphone
  
• Oh, you mean we were racing? Pfft....no wonder you think you beat me
  

then for all you good sports out there, this this one

how about be a good sport, and just say, nice race man, what you got done to your ride, then shoot the shit with him, if i win and some one does that, i usally make a new buddy, that how i meet a few of my good freinds...

i just say....damn, i lost. :yes:

hehe, but thats no fun! got to have some silly excuse.

u can add these

my car is freaking slow
trash can for an engine
i ran outa gas
i didnt feel like trying


thats all i can think of lol....

Yeah that normally works just fine. Or how about: "Nice car, sure beat the hell outta mine, whatcha got done to it?"

Buuuuut if your looking for ricer excuses... try:
- But you have more cylinders
- My car is FWD therefore slower by default
- A chipmunk ran out into the road so I slowed down
- I wasnt filled up with race gas (excuse works best with NA cars)
- My car used less gas in the race than yours did
- You are faster straight line but I bet I can out-handle your car (works great if your suspension is still stock)
- It was too dark outside and I forgot to take my sunglasses off so I couldnt see well
- I was trying to eat pork rinds while driving and got crumbs on the shifter

Thats all I can think of now...

When i am with someone that loses it sounds liek this:
Me: man that kinda sucks.
Races/friend" F*ck that mother f*cker. When it comes to fighting i would kick his rich f*cking ass
Me: calm down dude dont shit a break
Friend: Man you jsut dont understand.

and he rattles ion about wishing his car went that fast and usualy i end up driving home...

well when i lost to that really fast toyota celica(my car was stock...now its crashed)...I just said "NOOOOOOOO...that basterd....he lucky my car is stock"...lol...then we got to the light i peeled out in shame and turned...lol...it was the same day i crashed my poor baby..;( ;( ;(

how about be a good sport, and just say, nice race man, what you got done to your ride, then shoot the shit with him, if i win and some one does that, i usally make a new buddy, that how i meet a few of my good freinds...

That's the biggest sig with mods done to a car I have ever seen. :eek: :bow:

You make a good point bro...;)

everyone should be more like this

basically^^;)

i completely agree with you but i think this thread was started just to have something to laugh at.


hey man my vinyl decals came off the car and stuck to my windshield. i couldn't see shit.

i actually won. i went around the world and came behind you:crazy:

raceing is fun, so why not just have a good time, then get al bent out of shape over it, i don't see the point in getting pissed off if you lost....one thing you always have to remember, THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A FASTER CAR THAN YOU

yup... thats what i TRY to do, but when i win, the guy who lost turns off, and when i loose the guy who won thinks he is better than me and wont talk back:crazy:

you see if the guys trys to act better than me, then i get pissed off, if i win, most people give me a thumbs up, but in the last couple of months, i have not got in a race, mainly because, my ****ing procharger is NO sleeper, its almost as loud as my car, so when a car pulls up next to me, and hear it, they usally just back off and don't race, tho i had one guy in a new ZO6 think he was tough shit, and we were at a local hang out, asked me to race, and told me i'd get smoked, started my car up, and he off of a sudden, had to go real quick and could not race me!!!:)

lol dude. btw what is a procharger ? is it a supercharger ?

Now that you mention it that is the longest one i have seen too.... LoL Congrats on amazing me FAST. :bow:

a procharger is a brand of superchargers, same thing, little more aggresive! :)...thanks, yeah its a LONG ass list, took a long time to type it too!

Not that I race, but here's a few you could use:

* My other car's a Viper
* My friend would beat you
* I haven't broken in my tires yet
* I don't have performance tires
* I was too busy talking on my cellphone
* Oh, you mean we were racing? Pfft....no wonder you think you beat me

b

yea i was wondering what a procharger was too....thanks for clearing that up...;)

as was i...

^ I guess most of us was wondering what it was...:crazy:

ya guys, this is just a little fun thing. come on, i love hearing these, i get a good kick out of them.

^ You get a good kick out of what?

just reading what some people come up with for excuses. really now, would you ever really sit down and think about something to say if you hadn't read this?

^ probably not...

when i lose its warrented and the outcome is know ahead of time, because i only usually race cars outta my league.... so when i lose, what the hell NO SHIT!, when i win! THEN THATS SOME SHIT!

uncanny wins: c5 vette (on tape), fully built 306 cid stang, Modded cobras
CLose races: supercharged 10psi 5.0 (lost by 2 cars), del sol gsr and drag 3@10psi (won by 1 car)
ownage.... subaru wrx.... but it was only 100 bucks.. ;( :pukey ;(
BONE STOCK 1996 COBRA from a 20 roll :eek: :eek: :eek:

"My hamster is getting old and has some hip problems. He doesnt run like he use to." :crazy:

hahaha, i like that one Racing Rice