Stomach Ache

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
here is my guide for a nice stomach ache:

wake up and the first thing light up a cigarrete, drin a black cofee, then have another cigarette. after you get to work have some ice cold dr pepper and in 2 hours you will have the nicest stomach avhe in the world. do that for 2-3 years everyday and get an ulcer

wtf is wrong with you?