im drunk birches~!

[Mischief]

Originally Posted by IALuder

hahh that works too i guess.

my friend has been trying to sleep with this hot chick for awhile now but she nevers goes anywhere with out this ugly ass chick. i mean damn i wouldnt fuck her with andy dick penis. the worse part is he one of those "i wont do anything uless my friend gets some too" chicks. so he was going to pay me or my other friend to sleep with her so he could get with the hotter one.

so im glade my new current fling can go where i go now. instead of having to bring a fake id with her.

C'mon man don't be a hater, take one for the team! Shit you'll get paid for it!