im drunk birches~!
 

yes thatys right gin anf joice! hahashahaha. :repost:


i goy fon frunl; tonight. i gfrrl good. :bow: :confused:

i have to wait 7 weeks and two days before i can have another drink, i hate you! have fun and drink a couple for me

i drank alot of patron and whiskey last night... feel like hell right about now

Well...at least your typing skills are still intact. :D

By the by...I just finished off 7 tallboys. Notice how I can still type a complete sentence? You have much to learn. :D

We need to change our name to www.hsalcoholics.com

Hell yeah!!!! ha ha ha...

I just got off a pretty good bender. I drank so much whiskey, beer, and champagine!

that means i would have to leave the board:flick:

your still here?

and goto meetings

meetings?!?!?! ummmmmm....

i feel ur pain.i went for wings last night..got home...talked to some chick til 3am..got up at 5:45 and went to class...GAY

i was on my way home last night with a car full of girls and some chick i hooked up with a week ago called... and i answered. big mistake. good thing i drank enough tequilla to not care.

lol thats the bad part of drinkin BEER GOOGLES

i wish it was just the goggles, but no goggles needed for these girls. i just made the mistake of talking to someone i didnt want to because i was drunk

lol. that usually happens to.

i'm a drunk not an alcoholic.. alcoholic's goto meetings.

^ yea, but you do the worse thing ever while drinkin. callin the ex. you sir need the meetings.

nah not anymore.. been hanging out with a new chick lately.. she's much better.

hahh that works too i guess.

my friend has been trying to sleep with this hot chick for awhile now but she nevers goes anywhere with out this ugly ass chick. i mean damn i wouldnt fuck her with andy dick penis. the worse part is he one of those "i wont do anything uless my friend gets some too" chicks. so he was going to pay me or my other friend to sleep with her so he could get with the hotter one.

so im glade my new current fling can go where i go now. instead of having to bring a fake id with her.

Maybe they would replace you with someone who will actually fix something around here.. :flick: I still can't ban anyone. :cockblock

C'mon man don't be a hater, take one for the team! Shit you'll get paid for it!

yea. she is a tean all on her own. hahaha. fuck that.

ahahah yea just giving you shit.. as much as I'd like to think I could, I don't think I'd ever take one for the team.. I'd probably puke or something.

well if you got superman beer goggles on. you can do a lot with out thinkin.

i, frumk agisn tomihtr. plis ui got somr chivk woth me. hshahsha