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01-29-2003, 08:20 AM
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Bumper Stickers for Women
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN |
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01-29-2003, 10:13 AM
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Re: Bumper Stickers for Women
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hahaha i liked those.... |
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01-29-2003, 10:20 AM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO. those were good
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01-29-2003, 06:41 PM
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Re: Bumper Stickers for Women
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My top 3 in order
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01-29-2003, 07:02 PM
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Re: Bumper Stickers for Women
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
=Why would we, we already know how!!!! SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH =So damn true, girls you want power and riches, go to school!!!! DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN = give respect you get respect!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE =Yourself?   |
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02-01-2003, 12:36 PM
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My favorite one is one that I actually had. It said: How's my driving? Race me & find out.
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02-01-2003, 12:47 PM
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lol....good stuff
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02-06-2003, 11:20 AM
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I like the "How can I miss you, you won't go away". That reminds me of my ex. Always asking "Did you miss me?" GOSH!! Ask me again!! NOOO!!! I didn't I just saw your stinkin' azz last night!!
muahahahahahaaa!! MEN!! UGH! Kelly~ |
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02-06-2003, 11:26 AM
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my ex used to do that to me. After a yr now he's finally stopped asking...but just shows up everywhere I seem to be 
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02-06-2003, 11:41 AM
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Uuughh!! Let's not get started on that one! 
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02-09-2003, 06:44 PM
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lol...that was good...
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