Bumper Stickers for Women
 

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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hahaha

i liked those....

LMAO. those were good

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My top 3 in order

Re: Bumper Stickers for Women
 

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

=Why would we, we already know how!!!!

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

=So damn true, girls you want power and riches, go to school!!!!

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

= give respect you get respect!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

=Yourself?

;) ;) :pfft:

My favorite one is one that I actually had. It said: How's my driving? Race me & find out.

;)

lol....good stuff

I like the "How can I miss you, you won't go away". That reminds me of my ex. Always asking "Did you miss me?" GOSH!! Ask me again!! NOOO!!! I didn't I just saw your stinkin' azz last night!!
muahahahahahaaa!! MEN!! UGH!

Kelly~

my ex used to do that to me. After a yr now he's finally stopped asking...but just shows up everywhere I seem to be:paranoid:

Uuughh!! Let's not get started on that one! :loco:

lol...that was good...:crazy: