Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[IALuder]

hahahah, no but i had a few snow bunnies!!!!;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
hahahah, no but i had a few snow bunnies!!!!;)

Dude...what did I tell you about fucking rabbits?

[IALuder]

:D

[BlackWolf]

What about fucking like rabbits?? ;)

[CD5Passion]

no ben only fucks rabbits apparently....did socks get to old for ya?

[IALuder]

well snow bunnies are rabbit they are very sexie burnettes. oh man fucking like rabbits doesnt describe it...

[CD5Passion]

so you upgraded to bunny slippers ?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
well snow bunnies are rabbit

So grammatically incorrect I think it gave me cancer...and you apparently admitted the accusation.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
so you upgraded to bunny slippers ?


:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

[IALuder]

hahahah. awesome. i was hoping you didnt see that. oh well.

[BlackWolf]

Yea, that's kinda something I wouldn't want to see either........:no:



ew.

[GT40FIED]

Yeah...no fornication with footwear. This includes sandals, slippers, shoes, socks, moccasins, aquasocks, heels, pumps, stockings, kneehighs, boots, chuckas, etc.

[IALuder]

hahahahah

[CD5Passion]

half tempted to rig all of your footwear with mousetraps or something unpleasant:yes:

[IALuder]

man, i can see now me going to rub on off in sock and get my cock stuck in a mouse trap.

i can no long fuck socks.:paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

:D :D :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i can no long fuck socks.:paranoid:

It's sad that someone had to go that far to put a kink in your plans.

[IALuder]

i know. that sucks, i got to find a new way now.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
It's sad that someone had to go that far to put a kink in your plans.


Kink...............hahhahahahhahahhhahhahahha!!!!!

[mavaaoife]

haha:D

[IALuder]

damn, that would hurt like a bitch. :D

[GT40FIED]

I love how this has sort of turned into a sock fucking intervention.:D People are willing to take drastic actions to keep others from molesting footwear. Nice.

BTW Ben...in all seriousness...do you have a foot fetish or were socks just a matter of convenience?

[IALuder]

a matter of convenience. it doesnt get all over your hands or you. as clean as being in the shower.;)

[CD5Passion]

:pukey BLAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG

[IALuder]

:D:Dhahahaha:D:D

[mavaaoife]

wow.. I really didnt wanna hear about your joys of masturbation and the socks you use.. but I guess this is what the thread is all about.. So since we are ont he subject.. you prefer any special brand of socks? Gold toe...Peds...???

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
as clean as being in the shower.;)

Sure...if you ignore all of the bacteria that cultures itself in such fabric.

Oh...and LMAO@Ren

[IALuder]

thats why you wash the sock every other masterbation period.

i prefer soccer socks. becuase that way my huge cock and fill it up. ;)

plus i hope you all know this was a joke and then stefan and rob made everyone believe it. :D

[ebpda9]

lol, well maybe you shouldn't make stuff up and that way me and rob won't crack jokes at you <b>sockman</b>.

and since you started bragging about how big your male part is i think it's totally the other way ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
becuase that way my huge cock and fill it up. ;)

Once again, so grammitcally incorrect I think you gave me cancer. And to add to it, it's obviously a lie.:D

Oh...and no matter how often you wash them, that isn't gonna kill everything. It all just brings new meaning to the term I used to use for comdoms..."cock socks".

[IALuder]

hahahah, yes im small. so small its 3inchs. FROM THE GROUND. ;)

i give you cancer almost 3 times a week. arent you dead yet?:o

I DONT FUCK SOCKS

[ebpda9]

yeah, you abuse them

[IALuder]

:D:D

[mavaaoife]

awwwww and i thought it was true

[CD5Passion]

lmao, and this threads continues to escalate

[GT40FIED]

I think it's because of Ben's admition...errr....joke (yeah...that's the ticket). If you click on the post count of this thread on the battle of the sexes page, you'll see he's posted even more than me in this thread...and I started it.

[mavaaoife]

holy hell... thats alot...

[IALuder]

just cuase i masterbate and have sex more (except for rob) and openly talk about it. :|

we need to get off this topic.

starts a new topic after this post.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
just cuase i masterbate and have sex more (except for rob) and openly talk about it. :|

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:bs:

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
just cuase i masterbate ... more.....


DAMN.....and I thought I was a freaakk!

;)

[mavaaoife]

:toofunny: wow.....

[CD5Passion]

so Ben, if you want to subject to change you better come up with a good topic to switch it to

[mavaaoife]

its up to you ben

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
DAMN.....and I thought I was a freaakk!

;)

umm but i bet the socks belong on your feet not on some other part of the body. :rolleyes:

[GT40FIED]

Ok, fuck it. I gotta new topic. In relation to my question to Ben about his sock fetish, does anyone here have any sexual fetishes? You know...anything from the kinky to the "normal" (i.e. breast man, leg man, etc.). We all already know Blackwolf is a size queen.:D Anyone else?

[mavaaoife]

I have chest/arm/neck fetish.. i cant stand small skinny guys.. I need some meat, but not flab..

[ebpda9]

i have a pantyhose/stockings and wet fetish, but unlike ben i don't wear pantyhose or stockings and i do not fuck or abuse them sexually

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
I have chest/arm/neck fetish.. i cant stand small skinny guys.. I need some meat, but not flab..

Haha...man you would've hated me about 2 or 3 years ago. I was 6'4" 155lbs. I looked like a skeleton with hair.

[CD5Passion]

I love hips and I love me a nice ass:yes:

[mavaaoife]

eh.. i gotz the big tits.. i need something that can compete... hence why im dating a pro-wrestler

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

i figured darin would have ass fetish being gay and all. :D

but me i dig the body as a whole. you got to have a body thats equally porportioned.:yes:

[mavaaoife]

Darin's got the kind of preppy look.. of course he wants a girl to match his hottness

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
:D:D:D

i figured darin would have ass fetish being gay and all. :D

:irked:

[GT40FIED]

Thsi is true...Darin is a buttslut.

[CD5Passion]

oh you know this for a fact steve, do ya?lol

[GT40FIED]

Yeah dude...I do. Someone anonymously sent me a picture of you getting filled out like an application

[IALuder]

hahaha, you seen that picture to. :D

[CD5Passion]

:D really...well that's wonderful

[IALuder]

want me to post it?

[CD5Passion]

actualy yes I do, this could be interesting

[GT40FIED]

Oh please "god" no. I have no idea what he'd post but the last thing I need to see is Darin photoshopped into some gay porn. That would horrify me into a coma.

[mavaaoife]

ohh this could get interesting

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Oh please "god" no. I have no idea what he'd post but the last thing I need to see is Darin photoshopped into some gay porn. That would horrify me into a coma.
:toofunny:
only something bad can come of it

[GT40FIED]

Exactly. Normally I'm all about committing to a bit...but Ben took it a wee bit too far.

[CD5Passion]

LMAO

[mavaaoife]

heh

[CD5Passion]

lmao a post dedicated to "heh" lol watch out stefan looks like someone's coming in for the title

[mavaaoife]

postwhoring.. god its so hard....

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
.. god its so hard....

welp guess these four words belong no where else but this thread....haven't heard those words in that order for a long time;(

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
haven't said those words in that order for a long time;(

Damnit Darin!

[mavaaoife]

Aww poor Darin... But hey im doing it very well.. postwhoring i mean

[CD5Passion]

ahaha riiiiiigghhhhtttt;) :D

[IALuder]

darin you may get hard if you werent a little bitch and quit taking up the ass.:D

as for post whoring. i think you go aways to go. me and stefan got quite a lead.

[CD5Passion]

you aren't even allowed to group yourself with stefan when it comes to post whoring:o

[IALuder]

i never did i just said we have a lead in the post whoring buisness. of cource stefan is far ahead of me. but im catching up slowly.

[ebpda9]

slowly is the keyword there, slowly

[CD5Passion]

you're talking about getting 12k posts before he posts more...nope nuuh not happening

[mavaaoife]

not to mention ive only been a member here for 3 months...

[ebpda9]

well i have some powers that will make you stop here completely if i see my whore status threatened ;) yeah, yeah, it's called a ban

[mavaaoife]

oh really? you would ban me??? for trying to take your crown??? Wow.. someones got a case of pms...

[ebpda9]

:toofunny:

[mavaaoife]

Ok stefan.. hun realistically... you have... as of this moment.. 14711 posts... and i have 289.. you've been a member for almost 4 years.. ive been a member for 3 months... seriously hun.. your crown aint going no where anytime soon

[ebpda9]

lol, i know that's why i am not worried at all. plus your ppd is only 8.something posts, mine is close to 14ppd's

[mavaaoife]

eh come this weekend itll be like -2. something... back to work again no time for a life...

[ebpda9]

that sucks

[mavaaoife]

eh.. the joys of being a vet tech and getting abused at my job.. Working EVERY weekend!!!

[CD5Passion]

sucky:o

[mavaaoife]

tell me about it

[CD5Passion]

well i havent gotten to sleep in for about two weeks, it was either school or work that got me up at 9. but i already whined to you about that

[IALuder]

i work 8-9 days in row. thats 11-7 or 10-6 every night. then i get one day off before doing it all over agian. want to talk about no sleep. try sleeping during the day. i average 4-5 hours a day. and thats with waking up every other hour. i also work every saturday and sunday.

i dont complain.

now back to topic of this here thread.

[mavaaoife]

Ben... we already told you... no more talking about socks... or your pussy...

[IALuder]

ok fine lets talk about yours....;) :kiss:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
ok fine lets talk about yours....;) :kiss:

Oh for fuck's sake.:rolleyes:

[mavaaoife]

*slaps ben* bad ben bad ben

[CD5Passion]

:toofunny: :toofunny:
oh woww Ben that was pretty vile

[IALuder]

well if cant talk about mine. whos are we going talk about?

plus she was the one mentioning pussy.:yes:

[mavaaoife]

Ben your the one with the pussy..

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Ben your the one with the pussy..

Ummm....I'll second that.

[IALuder]

what? its my avatar. if you want me to show you whats in my pant i can do that to.:no:

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
hahahah, yes im small. so small its 3inchs. FROM THE GROUND. ;)
While you're laying on your stomach....of course :yes:
Originally posted by SFKing
and have sex more (except for rob)
Damn right :cool:
Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I love hips and I love me a nice ass:yes:
On a guy of course...:yes:

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

of course when im lying down. you never said i had to be technical.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
you never said i had to be technical.

Ok...technically you have a small penis.:D

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

damn, i left that shot wide open.

[GT40FIED]

As wide open as Darin's...no...it's too easy.

[ebpda9]

lmao

[GT40FIED]

Ok...I have another legitimate question. Which do you prefer...giving/receiving oral sex, or having actual sex? Myself...I actually like giving a girl head more. Not because it feels better (obviously)...it's more a sense of power. You get to watch a girl squirm around and whether or not she gets off is up to you. So what do you guys/gals think? Which is better?

[IALuder]

just having mutliple sex.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

I'm definatly a fan of going down on a girl thats for sure, not guys as most of you would like to beleive:o

[IALuder]

well chicks with dicks darin still mean shes a man.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
just having mutliple sex.:yes:

Dude...what in the fuck does that mean? Once again, your grammatical skills leave me in awe.

[IALuder]

one chick mutliple times in one night. :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Well that's a given. I'm talking about if given the choice...say you've only got a half hour or an hour to fool around...which would you go for?

[ebpda9]

if given a choice i would masturbate :o

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
well chicks with dicks darin still mean shes a man. :nono:

I was so at a USF party an hour ago with some hot chics wrestling in a pool of jello and some near lesbian action. :cool: saw enough boobies and vagaga's to make me happy for a little while

[GT40FIED]

Reminds me of a NOFX concert I was at once.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
one chick mutliple times in one night. :yes:


no wonder sock companies make soo much money

[IALuder]

:D:D to bad i dont need them anymore. :cool:

[ebpda9]

ofcourse you don't need chicks. you always use socks

[IALuder]

:D:D nice, switching my words around.

[ShEaNy]

WOW this thread is HUGE...i prolly do it...4 or 5 a week...average lol depends when i got SOME last Lol :P:cool:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by sheany_91accord
WOW this thread is HUGE...i prolly do it...4 or 5 a week...average lol depends when i got SOME last Lol :P:cool:

Haha...man, you're about 90 pages late with that response.:D

[IALuder]

:D:D im amazed we can talk about masterbation/sex for 92 pages but cant seem to talk about anything else for more then 3.

[mavaaoife]

Yeah At Ga Southern parties are like that all the time Darin... Jello wrestling....Pudding wrestling.... any excuse to get girls in bakini's to wrestle around in hopes something will pop off.... I have already said i liked going down on guys.. Im more of a giver then a reciever... Masturbation just doesnt do it for me.. i need the real thing

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Well that's a given. I'm talking about if given the choice...say you've only got a half hour or an hour to fool around...which would you go for?

I wouldn't choose.....I'd do both. :yes:

Shocking that revelation came from me...........:D

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
:D:D nice, switching my words around.

that's the name of the game;)

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Yeah At Ga Southern parties are like that all the time Darin... Jello wrestling....Pudding wrestling.... any excuse to get girls in bakini's to wrestle around in hopes something will pop off.... I have already said i liked going down on guys.. Im more of a giver then a reciever... Masturbation just doesnt do it for me.. i need the real thing

ohhhh take me to a party Ren:wave:

and as far as the topic of the thread since it seems that it has popped up once again. masturbation is great....when you have to at least..nothing like the good ol sex

[mavaaoife]

Darin im going back on November 12.. join me???

[CD5Passion]

Oh can I wrestle someone..preferably a female?

aw damn I have a research paper for my humanities class due;(

[IALuder]

^hahah, ill go REN. im there fo SHO!

[ebpda9]

so then you must be darin's female :D

[mavaaoife]

Come on Ben.. Shit the more the merrier...

[CD5Passion]

bens my bitch:D

[IALuder]

wtf, im no ones bitch. plus darin your the one with "Bitch Tits". so i think you got the roles flip flop like kerry on issues.

[BlackWolf]

Darins' MY bitch.... :yes: (cracks whip) ;)

and no, I don't condone abusing MY socks......:no:

[CD5Passion]

bitch tits?!:mad:
well I wont argue about being a womens bitch;) if it gets me some benefits:cool:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
well I wont argue about being a womens bitch;) if it gets me some benefits:cool:

I can vouch for that!

[CD5Passion]

now only to get a woman in my life:cool:

[IALuder]

that got to be hard being gay and all.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
now only to get a woman in my life:cool:

You mean for more than 10 days this time?

[CD5Passion]

I hate you stefan;)

and yes I need a relationship..I'm not too good with the fling thing, it was more like a sexual release.....so I'm cool with itlol

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I'm not too good with the fling thing, it was more like a sexual release.....so I'm cool with itlol

Nothing wrong with a fling here and there...just don't make a habit of it. That is...unless you want me to start calling you Rob.:D

[IALuder]

:D:D Rob Jr.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
:D:D Rob Jr.

Yes...Rob Jr. indeed.

Now...for another question...who here shaves their packagejunk-area? Anyone?

[CD5Passion]

I'm not a fan of hair, but I dont shave everything...just enough to make it looks tidy;)

[GT40FIED]

I'm not a fan of hair either...but even if I could I doubt I would shave.

[IALuder]

i have once, i will never do it agian. it itched like a bitch when came back in.

ill trim it down but never use a rasor agian. plus the idea of cutting my sack with a razor doesnt help.:no:

[BlackWolf]

Waxes! :yes: :banana:

[CD5Passion]

waxes?! holy shit ouch:eek:

[BlackWolf]

Makes that area smooth as a baby's butt. Very, very velvety soft. The first couple of times I used a numbing cream but now it's not so bad. Having bare floors makes for being able to feel EVERYTHING, even the cold metal of my ring. YEAH BABY!!!!

[IALuder]

damn, oh gad damn.

i remember one of few xs i had waxed. damn it was like silk. best thing every. she didnt have a ring....must be more plessurable i take it?

[CD5Passion]

jesus christ this thread has taken another turn haha

[GT40FIED]

And it will continue to do so...it must reach 1500 posts. Although it will require some substance to do so.

[IALuder]

its not hard coming up with topics in the this thread.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Waxes! :yes: :banana:

That made me cringe...

[GT40FIED]

Dude...why would that make your cringe? That's straight up hot.

[Violent Apathy]

No, the thought of me getting a wax is what made me cringe.....

[GT40FIED]

Ahhhh...now see that would just be wrong.

[IALuder]

damn, waxing your balls would suck ass. pulling it off......:no:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
damn, waxing your balls would suck ass. pulling it off......:no:

Yeah...what if the wax settled in all the little wrinkles and whatnot?

[IALuder]

that would be a bitch. how would you get it off? spray with durning hot water?

[GT40FIED]

Either way you're probably losing some skin.

[IALuder]

or your balls all together.

[GT40FIED]

Alas...it seems this thread is officially over with. It was a good run...although I had hoped it would reach 1500 posts. Now it's time for me to pour some out for this thread.;(

[CD5Passion]

I was just thinking to myself that "oh shit did it die"
it's kinda sad to not see this on the top of the thread list nowadays..infact it's been downright depressing...I think I'll pour some out for this thred as well;(

[IALuder]

......it wont die if you two keep posting in it.......

[GT40FIED]

Dude...I post here all the time. I just sort of trailed off when it seemed like people stopped caring.

[IALuder]

people never stop caring about beating it off. do they? i figured it was to important not to care.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Alas...it seems this thread is officially over with. It was a good run...although I had hoped it would reach 1500 posts. Now it's time for me to pour some out for this thread.;(

just 84 more posts. i am sure ben will come up with some more perverted ways of beating it off besides socks. ;)

[CD5Passion]

thats right ben I think it was an attempt to make something work:yes:

[IALuder]

oh my bad.

i didnt know i was the biggest perv on the board. sence its up to me to make a topic.

who here has been in a three some? i was last friday with 2 girls. oh man thats some fun ass shit.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

haha you know what I just realized I am older than Ben lol
for some reason I've been picturing him being in th emid 20's

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh my bad.

i didnt know i was the biggest perv on the board. sence its up to me to make a topic.

who here has been in a three some? i was last friday with 2 girls. oh man thats some fun ass shit.:yes:

having a pair of socks with you in bed does not make it a threesome ;)

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny:

Hell...I have enough trouble wrangling together a twosome.

[mavaaoife]

Threesomes... HELL NO.. Im selfish i dont fucking share...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Threesomes... HELL NO.. Im selfish i dont fucking share...

My ex was like that. She was curious but didn't wanna share. But hey...I was thankful I was getting laid at all.

[IALuder]

lol. man, i cant even comeback on that one. lol.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
...i didnt know i was the biggest perv on the board. sence its up to me to make a topic.

who here has been in a three some? i was last friday with 2 girls. oh man thats some fun ass shit.:yes:


No, I'm the biggest perv oh wait that's nympho and no, unfortunately I haven't yet. The girl and her guy haven't suggested it again so I don't know if it would ever happen and the two guys at work I can never get out of the building let alone together with me. I just can't get any lately. I think I'll just go and cry in my beer......;(

dammit

[IALuder]

or come up to iowa for some fun!;)

[ShEaNy]

try a foursome:yes: ;) :bandit:

[BlackWolf]

Who wants to come to Cali?? Party over here!!! ;)


LoL. Thanks for caring guys even though I really would like you to be serious. Hopefully things will get better soon, like REAL soon. As soon as I get this new guys number!!! Hhehehehe!!

HEY!, can't keep a good nympho down!!! :yes: ;)

[IALuder]

i thought nymphos are always going down. PUN MASTER!

[BlackWolf]

Up, down, up, down, it's pretty much all the same. YEAH BABY! ;)

Very punny by the way. :|

[ShEaNy]

ahahaha;) :yes: good one punmasta lol

[mavaaoife]

masturbation in public.. hot.. or no?

[GT40FIED]

If you're just servicing yourself...not. If someone is helping you...hot.

[ShEaNy]

LOL...^^ what he said lol:yes: :yes:

[IALuder]

i have to try the sock before i get them.;) j/k

but like GT said. i would never EVER want to see someone wacking in it public. i think i would have to kick him in the head for that.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i would never EVER want to see someone wacking in it public. i think i would have to kick him in the head for that.

What if that "he" was a "she"?

[CD5Passion]

then he'd curl into a corner with a sock

[mavaaoife]

Lol... But youd rather see a girl servicing a guy in public... come on makes no sense...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Lol... But youd rather see a girl servicing a guy in public... come on makes no sense...

Actually I'd rather BE a guy being serviced by a girl in public.

[mavaaoife]

lol nice one...

[ShEaNy]

damn right :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[CD5Passion]

lmao speaking of which...man it's been a while since last being serviced:o
i have to get out of this dry hell hole...guess it's time to start going to my friends place up near usf....lots of chicas there;)

[IALuder]

better lose the tits darin. the chicas maybe jealious of you. plus is suck to have bigger tits then your "chica". j/p mang

yea, well im going to a club sat. in which i have been two 3 times in the last week. it seems to be a pretty good place to some ass. every night i been there, i leave with one or two ladies!:cool: :bandit:

[BlackWolf]

One or two pair of ladies socks?



;)

[ebpda9]

ohh geez. should we change the name of the thread to how ben likes socks :D

[IALuder]

man, after one small comment that was to be a joke. im branded for life. ill die and stefan will write on tomb stone.

[ShEaNy]

well ur lucky i usually walk IN with 1 or 2 ..maybe 3 ladies...and walk OUT hours later with none:mad: i never know what happens lol:confused:

[BlackWolf]

Hhahahahaha! I like the way "someone" changed the topic name!

Hey, I usually go to clubs alone or with a few friends and go home alone. I can feel your pain. I can't even get the two cuties at work to meet me there and the couple won't either. Hence my latest statement.

(see below)

[IALuder]

:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

alls i can do is shake my head. this has gone to far. so i am now declaring war. stefan, game on. :rambo: :flick:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Hhahahahaha! I like the way "someone" changed the topic name!


PSHHHHHT ;)

[BlackWolf]

(ok, I won't tell if you won't) ssssshhhhh :bandit:

[IALuder]

i wont tell either:paranoid:

[BlackWolf]

Hehehe, this is fun. ;)

I know, I know, doesn't take much these days.......:|

[IALuder]

all of sudden i remember the episode of south park with the underwear nomes. lol funny shit.

so it may me think.....who here wears underwear? i dont i wear boxers from thr gap or aeropostle.

[ebpda9]

and boxers are not considered underwear because ?

[IALuder]

they arent tighty whites.

[BlackWolf]

Um, underwear varies from thongs to boxers but it is still described as something you wear between your body and the rest of your clothes.

Me?, nothing so this arguement doesn't apply. :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Ahhh...here's one for the guys. Which are you...a "show-er" or a "grow-er". If you even have to ask what I'm talking about, don't.

[mylittlecivic]

Originally posted by SFKing
all of sudden i remember the episode of south park with the underwear nomes. lol funny shit.

so it may me think.....who here wears underwear? i dont i wear boxers from thr gap or aeropostle.


haha thats like my favorite episode

[IALuder]

im going to say "show-er" gt.

lol littleciv. its the funnest episode of south park ever.

[IALuder]

all right, heres a question.

whats the longest you have gone with out masturbating/getting any? me almost 2 and half weeks.

i got this question from a gay movie.:no:

[CD5Passion]

i went a month once....then i realized what I was missing and made up for the lost time ;)

[Violent Apathy]

No beer and no masturbation make Homer go something something....

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
all right, heres a question.

whats the longest you have gone with out masturbating/getting any? me almost 2 and half weeks.

i got this question from a gay movie.:no:

Bout half an hour...give or take.

[IALuder]

damn gt40 your almost as bad as me.

[mavaaoife]

wow steve... how do you stay awake?

[IALuder]

he lets his mind get him off in his sleep. (wet dreams)

[mavaaoife]

Damn boy... I'd be worn the heck out... you must have one hell of a stamina...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Damn boy... I'd be worn the heck out... you must have one hell of a stamina...

I'm like Lionel Richie...I'm up all night long.:D

[IALuder]

either that or you snort some good crack.

[mavaaoife]

lol... Steve your new name is the energizer bunneh

[GT40FIED]

Damn straight.;)

[IALuder]

lol, this thread just has to make 100 page doesnt it steve.

[GT40FIED]

Damn fucking right it does. 1500 posts or bust!

[IALuder]

hahahahha.

well then.....has any guy ever tried to beat off with without using their thumb? its impossible, and takes way to long. trust me.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
hahahahha.

well then.....has any guy ever tried to beat off with without using their thumb? its impossible, and takes way to long. trust me.

Ummm...not impossible. I don't have thumbs...and I assure you I can get the job done.

[IALuder]

^wtf happened to your thumbs? did you break them when you fell with the Kart?

[IALuder]

i would like to take this time and tell everyone. that 337 of my posts including this one are in this thread.:yes:

KING OF MASTERBATION!:cigar:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
^wtf happened to your thumbs? did you break them when you fell with the Kart?

Ummm...no. Hehe. I've never had thumbs. Just 3 fingers on each hand.

[CD5Passion]

^am I the only one that has known this????:confused:

[mavaaoife]

I knew it... Ben obviously you dont pay attention to steves postsa cause he has mentioned this before..

[GT40FIED]

Sometimes it seems that way man.

[IALuder]

lol, i forgot. opps.

[mavaaoife]

So anyways back to your topic Ben.. does it matter if you use thumbs or not?? Shoot... as long as you get the job done who cares.. I use my mouth so...;)

[CD5Passion]

:hypnotic: crazy shit steve...btw congrats on having a 100 page thread dude

and referring to Ren's post....someones a lucky fucker

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
So anyways back to your topic Ben.. does it matter if you use thumbs or not?? Shoot... as long as you get the job done who cares.. I use my mouth so...;)

You use your mouth to masturbate? Holy shit...now that's talent.:D No...I know what you meant...but miswording is still funny.

[mavaaoife]

*slaps Steve* fucker...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
*slaps Steve* fucker...

;) I've been called worse.:D

[mavaaoife]

I dont doubt it... man I forgot how twisted you all can be here... damn energizer bunneh

[CD5Passion]

at least when the oppurtunity(sp?) arises

[IALuder]

lol hahahaha, man that is some talented shit. :D

hell were almost to 1500 post also!

using thumb when beating off is alot easier. esp when your using a sock.:yes:

[JDMFantasy2k]

holy shit i haven't read this thread in a while, and judging by what ben just said, i don't think i'll be reading it for another while to come!:o

[ebpda9]

man this thread just had to come back didn;t it ? i don't wanna hear about some sockophile's fantasies

[CD5Passion]

lmao ben is a sick fuck

[IALuder]

oh come on, every guy has or did have a dirty sock. dont lie. yes, this thread had to come back, it will never DIE.


fantasies, man, i have fantasies but not with socks.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
lmao i am a gay fuck

;)

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh come on, every guy has or did have a dirty sock. dont lie. yes, this thread had to come back, it will never DIE.


fantasies, man, i have fantasies about socks.

O_o

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing

fantasies, man, i have fantasies but not with socks.

Ben I can honestly say I've never done in a sock plus it just sounds like it may hurt, friction could suck like that:D