Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[vtchgrl2k2]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Then what are ya waitin for Rob...make your move biatch.


:confused:

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by biker's back
kool-aid this was probably least directed at you. BUt i'd figure you'd probably be very shy in person. JMO

I know that you weren't directing it towards me...I was just saying who I really am off the computer...something like an honest confession...tis all :)

How do you figure I'd probably be very shy in person?? Just curious... :)

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by SFKing
rob makes his move in T minus 5 post....

mean while kool-aid...its a suprise youll come out here to see what the "Good Time" has instore for you...;) :)

Ok...we'll just see about this suprise if I ever come about your neck of the woods... :)

[vtecb20gsr]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
In progress my friend...in progress :yes:

You can try, I'll even give you our phone # :nana: BWHAHA Why is it that it seems like these forums are a wanna be dating service. I'm about to decline my potential moderator promotion. My trusty b20vtec.com are for more mature people. :flick: Jonda... you think tonight we can... perhaps :drunk: :censored: :banana: :smoking: :love:

[vtchgrl2k2]

Originally posted by vtecb20gsr
You can try, I'll even give you our phone # :nana: BWHAHA Why is it that it seems like these forums are a wanna be dating service. I'm about to decline my potential moderator promotion. My trusty b20vtec.com are for more mature people. :flick: Jonda... you think tonight we can... perhaps :drunk: :censored: :banana: :smoking: :love:

too funny... yeah some people get carried away, but mostly all in good fun.

[Rob]

Originally posted by vtchgrl2k2
um, ok no...... i just tell it like it is.... can count the people i been with in less than 2 fingers... so whatever..... dont talk shit. i just aint shy to admit the truth
well well...bitch slap anyone? :D
Originally posted by vtecb20gsr
You can try, I'll even give you our phone # :nana:

Jonda... you think tonight we can... perhaps :drunk: :censored: :banana: :smoking: :love:
First of all, I already have her cell number there sparky.....:yes:

Second of all......fuckcough...oh, excuse me :flick: :D

[vtecb20gsr]

Alright, I'm out. I'm no way going to put up with bullshit like this. FUCK YOU "Rob" go chew yourself a cock. :wave:

[black95gs-t]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
well well...bitch slap anyone? :D

First of all, I already have her cell number there sparky.....:yes:

Second of all......fuckcough...oh, excuse me :flick: :D
I gotta side with the other guy. Its pretty obvious they are together. I'm pretty sure what he said was all in good fun. Whats with all the hostility?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by black95gs-t
Whats with all the hostility?

No joke...from both of you. It's the fucking internet. Oh no...they might fall in love and get married...ON A COMPUTER. :nono: This thread is all about good times, masturbation, and whatever topics it morphs into. Not sissy girl bitch fights about meaningless crap.

[Kool-Aid]

Well well well...somebody done pissed somebody off....

[black95gs-t]

What a shock. I don't think thats ever happened here before.

[Kool-Aid]

Can't we all just get along...:rolleyes: ;)

[black95gs-t]

PEACE IN THE HS FORUMS!!!!!!!(that doesn't rhyme huh?)

[Kool-Aid]

Was it supposed to? What was it supposed to rhyme with?

[black95gs-t]

I was thinkin back to the 80's. Ya know, peace in tha middle east? Right. Like that will ever happen with the current ROE's.

[Rob]

Originally posted by vtecb20gsr
Alright, I'm out. I'm no way going to put up with bullshit like this. FUCK YOU "Rob" go chew yourself a cock. :wave:
You are joking right? :paranoid: here, have one of these :chill:

and for the rest of you....Jesus people...how long have I been on this board? How often am I serious about shit like this...it's all in fun...it's the internet...I'm in GA, she's in Cali...lalalala.....

[IALuder]

i need to get laid...kool-aid, you need to come to my neck of the woods soon...;) :)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i need to get laid...kool-aid

:rolleyes: Any more puns and I will beat you with your own shoes...in the face.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by vtecb20gsr
I'm about to decline my potential moderator promotion. My trusty b20vtec.com are for more mature people.

Oh please...enlighten us to the ways of your other pathetic site. And decline your "potential moderator promotion"? You've been here a week you fucking candy ass. But in all seriousness...I'm sure b20vtec.com is the place to be for some seriously exciting homoerotic action.

[IALuder]

i wasnt making a pun GT40....:rolleyes:

she was actually trying to become a moderator???:confused: man i tired 3 times and i got 2K posts.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'm sure b20vtec.com is the place to be for some seriously exciting homoerotic action.
LMAO

[GT40FIED]

On a side note, I checked out his "site" (and I use that term loosely). A whopping 243 members but I couldn't get onto the forums without registering and I'll be damned if I'm member 244. There were, however, indechiperable "shout outs" like this one (I wish I were maiking this shit up...this is a direct quote)

NA I AINT OFFENDED I RIP HEEL FLIPS BABY

Oh man...I'm glad to see another forum more "mature" than any of ours. Now I'm sorry he turned down his imaginary moderator's position.

Edit: So it turns out I was right about the whole homoerotic thing. When you people learn that I am always right?

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
:rolleyes: Any more puns and I will beat you with your own shoes...in the face.

Ok...here's a dumb question but what is a pun??

SFKing, Im sure some very lucky girl in your neck of the woods would be more than happy to lay with you... ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Ok...here's a dumb question but what is a pun??

Please tell me that's a joke. If not...here's what Merriam Webster says:

Main Entry: pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound

[Kool-Aid]

No joke man...sorry. Thanks for the definition.

[IALuder]

GT40 is a online dictionary.

[GT40FIED]

No....http://www.m-w.com is an online dictionary. I merely know how to USE online dictionaries.

[Shot 2 Hel]

why do some threads just get hostile... and normally its biker odd that it isnt this time

[GT40FIED]

We just took a little time to trash a complete tool. Now...back to the sexualityness.

[IALuder]

... we need a new sex topic.:yes:

[GT40FIED]

How about this...what's the highest number of times you've had sex in one day?

[IALuder]

4 times in one day is my high. god its been such a long time.;(

[SolPol]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
No....http://www.m-w.com is an online dictionary. I merely know how to USE online dictionaries.

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: Good times

I think I've done like 5 or 6 in a day. Hard to keep track. And is that by orgasm? Mine or hers? ;)

[GT40FIED]

5 is my "lucky number".

[IALuder]

how is so luckie? and yes she must also orgasm.:yes:

[GT40FIED]

How is it lucky? Dude...the next time you get laid 5 times in one day, tell me you aren't the luckiest bastard ever. And yeah...she got off every time.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
How about this...what's the highest number of times you've had sex in one day?
Shit...I don't think I can count that high...:dunce:

honestly though...my all time high was 8 times over a 4 hour period....that included multiple positions...and..uhhh...orifices....yeah cough

[Kool-Aid]

4 times...

[CD5Passion]

3 times I beleive, missin it alot too

[IALuder]

yup been laid free for to long. almost a month coming up. man why must i suffer so.;(

[GT40FIED]

A month? That's it? Fucking amatuer.

[IALuder]

what? amatuer what? im sorry i just dont go up to gurls and be like lets have sex.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
what? amatuer what? im sorry i just dont go up to gurls and be like lets have sex.

I meant that a month is nothing. Not long at all. Come back after a year and we'll talk.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I meant that a month is nothing. Not long at all. Come back after a year and we'll talk.
Jesus man....a year??? :eek: :crazy: :doh: :zombie: :loco: :yikes:

[GT40FIED]

What can I say? The arms aren't exactly a chick magnet. And a year is an understatement.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
What can I say? The arms aren't exactly a chick magnet. And a year is an understatement.
I understand...shitty.....but I understand.....poo-nanny is overrated sometimes anyway...just brings unwanted problems/drama........

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I understand...shitty.....but I understand.....poo-nanny is overrated sometimes anyway...just brings unwanted problems/drama........

This is true...but I miss it. The next time someone tells you that women are the "fairer sex" or that they look fo sense of humor before anything else, kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40". Women are just like men...they go on looks first, everything else second. I swear, the next time I get laid I will set off fireworks afterwards...it will be a once in a fucking decade event. That is, of course, if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.

[SolPol]

Yeah, I was on a two year hiatus myself that just recently ended. Shit....two years.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40".
Will do...you have my word...but before I kill them in the face, I will beat them profusely about the head and neck area :yes:
Originally posted by GT40FIED
if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.
True, it would be wrong.....but then again, said girl might be into that sort of thing :)

Anyway, back on topic...I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's....thinking back over the last few escapades that I have had, it really didn't do anything for me except add to the number....the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken :|

[mylittlecivic]

good for you rob you man whore or should i say (x)

[vtchgrl2k2]

5 i believe

[IALuder]

theres nothing wrong with being a man whore.

[GT40FIED]

Yes, in fact, there is.

[mylittlecivic]

Originally posted by vtchgrl2k2
5 i believe

5 what?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
5 what?

5 times in one day. What's your record Anna? Hehe.

[IALuder]

whats so wrong about it. i use to be a man whore kind of....ah the good ol' days:yes:

[GT40FIED]

I dunno...it just sort of feeds into that stereotype that all guys want is sex. Don't get me wrong...that's a lot of what I want...maybe like 75%. It's just not the ONLY thing I want.

[IALuder]

i want it all most 80-90%.;)

[GT40FIED]

True, but a relationship cannot sustain itself on sex alone. A female's intelligence, caring, and sense of humor have to come into play. Sure, most guys will fake any of this to get into a girl's pants, but once you're there all of it means nothing without the reciprocation of your partner.

[IALuder]

^true. but when im in a relationship its a completely different ball game then being single (which i am now).

[GT40FIED]

Well of course...that's the entire nature of relationships.

[GT40FIED]

NEW TOPIC

What's the best music to get makey with the love to? And don't say "anything that's like...". I will punch you if you do so. So let's hear it...what's your favorite music to fuck to?

[IALuder]

Berry White....Jazz or classical. god i love my berry white!:yes: ;)

[GT40FIED]

Love him so much ya forgot to spell his name? Haha. jfwy. It's Barry, btw. For me, anything by the band Air or the Cardigans "Gran Turismo".

[IALuder]

ahhh..GT music is good also. i cant wait to see what music is on GT4. hell i cant wait for the game period! back on topic.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
ahhh..GT music is good also. i cant wait to see what music is on GT4. hell i cant wait for the game period! back on topic.

No...not the music for the game Gran Turismo the game. The Cardigans have an album called Gran Turismo (or Grand Turismo...can't remember which). That album just oozes sex.

[IALuder]

my bad. i never heard of the band. my bad. im in a my own little world tonight. :o

[GT40FIED]

Indeed

[IALuder]

why does is seem that were are the only two not letting this thread die?

[GT40FIED]

I was just wondering the same thing. Where the fuck is everyone else?

[IALuder]

i know....this thread is 55 pages long and the last are completely all of are posts. we need to redirect everyones attention back to this thread!

[GT40FIED]

Yes....redirect their attention by way of lead pipes. Haha. But this whole forum has died down lately.

[Rob]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's........the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken :|
Welllll...so much for that....19...:o

[No.1_Stunna]

Heh...ya...It's really easy to say you'll do something but actually carrying it out is another thing...I haven't told her yet but that one bet thing about not masturbating for a month and a week to get head thing i already cheated...It was a month into it and I figured she'd probably be lame anyways and not do it but ya know...She cant tell from lookin at my dong if I have or not so I donno if I'll tell her or not...

[IALuder]

man...a whole damn month. i cant go 30min without thinking of masterbating. dayum.

[GT40FIED]

Indeed. Fuck a month. 2 or 3 days and I'm getting irritable and homicidal. All of that testosterone needs to go somewhere.

[BlackWolf]

I'm accepting donations if you're giving.................:)

[No.1_Stunna]

Heh, the first week was the hardest....and the second...and the third...but suprisingly after I had denied my penis for that long it was really easy...I just got bored one day and was like meh, she'll never know...as I did the next day...and 2 days later...but ya know...:rolleyes:

[GT40FIED]

Dude...if you neglect your penis it may just decide to not like you anymore. Besides...neglecting to masturbate can contribute to prostate cancer. So if a chick ever asks you to do that again just say "Oh my god! You want me to get cancer, don't you? Get out of here you dirty cancer lover!" and then procede to ridicule her. Or you could just agree and lie about not doing it. Either way works fine.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
I'm accepting donations if you're giving.................:)

Ya know Blackwolf...I'm just not sure you could handle it. Haha. Oh...wait...that'd probably be me that couldn't handle it.

[IALuder]

man i dot know about sending it threw the mail blackwolf. i think youll need to come and get it.;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
man i dot know about sending it threw the mail blackwolf.

How exactly would you do that? I'm sure there's any one of a dozen laws prohibiting the interstate transport of baby batter without proper authorization and regulations. Besides...that'd be one sticky ass envelope.

[IALuder]

yeah it would. i shall try to do this one day.:yes:

[GT40FIED]

I'll keep an eye out for weird news stories about a guy mailing his spooge

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Ya know Blackwolf...I'm just not sure you could handle it. Haha. Oh...wait...that'd probably be me that couldn't handle it.

We'll see who can handle what..............

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
How exactly would you do that? I'm sure there's any one of a dozen laws prohibiting the interstate transport of baby batter without proper authorization and regulations. Besides...that'd be one sticky ass envelope.

Ok like EEEEWWWW!!

So NOT what I meant. I was trying to say that I would accept a donation in person.........only. ;)

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
yeah it would. i shall try to do this one day.:yes:

Uh, dude, that's just nasty. Even I'd report your ass. Seek some therapy, seriously...............like me!!!! ;) :bandit:

[GT40FIED]

<-----is checking his stats to see who's leading in the E-tease race these days.:D

[BlackWolf]

<------ checks files to see if the stats are in order..........;)

[GT40FIED]

Oh I'm sure they're all in order. Haha.:D

[CD5Passion]

....:confused:

[GT40FIED]

Problem Darin?

[BlackWolf]

I don't think he gets what we're talking about.........

[CD5Passion]

i havent checked this thread for some time and was somewhat baffled, it's all good now though

[BlackWolf]

It was either that or you wanted to know what your stats were..
;)

[GT40FIED]

In retrospect, in the beginning of this thread I should have just let Blackwolf leave a bunch of posts about how she needed some serious deep dickin. I think it would have grown faster that way.:D

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
In retrospect, in the beginning of this thread I should have just let Blackwolf leave a bunch of posts about how she needed some serious deep dickin. I think it would have grown faster that way.:D
:toofunny:

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

[GT40FIED]

LMAO...what? You guys KNOW you would've posted.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
LMAO...what? You guys KNOW you would've posted.
Well that's a given with me Steve :cool:

[mylittlecivic]

boys will be boys

[pbateson]

1 week is the recommend.

[IALuder]

^for what? to masturbate? mani do it at least every 3-4 days. :yes:

GT i probably would have. :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
GT i probably would have. :D

Probably...bullshit. You know you would've. Hell...I'd have been the first one to reply...followed by you.

[IALuder]

its so true. but i cant help it.

[GT40FIED]

The truth shall set you free.

[IALuder]

:D:D

[GT40FIED]

What's with people lately? This thing rocked hard for almost 6 months, but all of a sudden everyone's too busy to add to it? For shame.

[IALuder]

people seem to busy period. there hasnt been much traffic at all.

maybe they have become chromic-masterbaters and have no time for the internet.

[ewaugh]

Hey, I am right now;)

kidding, kidding

[IALuder]

im not.;) :| :bandit:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
What's with people lately? This thing rocked hard for almost 6 months, but all of a sudden everyone's too busy to add to it? For shame.

cry me a river j/k;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
cry me a river j/k;)

Darin, I swear...I am about a cunt hair away from kicking you in the sack then pissing on your face. LMAO.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Darin, I swear...I am about a cunt hair away from kicking you in the sack then pissing on your face. LMAO.
;) :D

[SolPol]

Hey man, it's the holidays. Gets ya every time.

If it makes y'all feel any better, I have been having some dirty, nasty, freaky sex. So that takes up some time.

And oh yeah, I have the marks to prove it :yes: :cool: ;) :yes:

[BlackWolf]

...and before anyone asks, it wasn't me.

:thumbsup: Way to go!!!

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
...and before anyone asks, it wasn't me.

:thumbsup: Way to go!!!

Suuuuuuure it wasn't.

And Rob...how did I know that pic would come in so handy? Mwahahaha.

[IALuder]

black wolf was quick to deny it. i think something up.....

nice photo:D

[SolPol]

King, love the new avatar. Transformers rock the hizzie.

And thanks BlackWolf, the thumbs up is much appreciated. It's some good stuff and I want more, more, more :)

[IALuder]

fuck yea they do. i got addict to the Transformer game for PS2.

man hate it when wemon claw the back but i guess it beats candle wax.

[BlackWolf]

Claws on the back mean you're doing a good job. :yes: ;)

BTW, if it WAS me, I'd be a hell of alot happier, that's for sure. :banghead: :censored: *missed yet another chance*
Too many people are banging like bunnies around here and I just wanna know, when the HEll is it my turn????!!!! *rant over*

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Darin, I swear...I am about a cunt hair away from kicking you in the sack then pissing on your face. LMAO.

haha I forgot to check back with this thread..I'm glad that pic came into use..kinda scary though thinking rob has my picture saved onto his computer..:paranoid:

[BlackWolf]

uh....ew...

[IALuder]

man thats some nasty thinkin your shards.:pukey

blackwolf its always been your turn you just need to meet me half way.;)

[SolPol]

Originally posted by SFKing
fuck yea they do. i got addict to the Transformer game for PS2.

man hate it when wemon claw the back but i guess it beats candle wax.

Man, I didn't even know there was a PS2 game. Haven't been keeping up I guess. Still waiting for GTA5 and GT4.

So it's a kickass game or what? I may rent it.

And man, you hate it when they claw your back? You crazy? I love that shit. LOVE IT. I mean shit man, I got two nice scratches on my neck too. One on each side. It's the goodness :cool:

[CD5Passion]

I used to love the clawing at the back....infact I downright miss it...being single for 8 months really blows;(

[SolPol]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I used to love the clawing at the back....infact I downright miss it...being single for 8 months really blows;(

Heh, try two years with no sex and basically 6 years without a GF. Serious one anyway. :no:

[CD5Passion]

ok....you win

[SolPol]

Thought so.

Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that :no:

[BlackWolf]

Ok, someone's got to say it.....STOP ;( and MORE :banana: !!
You got lost time to make up for!!!!




There and yes I do feel better.....kinda. If only it was me :banana: . Now look who's ;(



;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
And Rob...how did I know that pic would come in so handy? Mwahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha......:cool:
Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
..kinda scary though thinking rob has my picture saved onto his computer..:paranoid:
hehe....:paranoid:
Originally posted by BlackWolf
Too many people are banging like bunnies around here
me included...I'm on a 6 day binge right now and counting...:yes:

[BlackWolf]

...........and no bragging either..............;)

[IALuder]

lol...rob you hit a luckie streak. just dont cry when its over.

[CD5Passion]

i hate rob....:paranoid:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SolPol
Heh, try two years with no sex and basically 6 years without a GF. Serious one anyway. :no:

Dude...I can beat that. Wait...why am I telling all of you this? It's a banner of shame. Oh well...not like I need my dignity anyway.

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
i hate rob....:paranoid:
I loooovvvvveeee you :kiss: just kidding :paranoid:

and make that day #7 and counting.....and she will be coming over tonight...;)

Oh, and funny story...the a/c in my apt. went out the other night...so the last few nights I've been sleeping with the window in my bedroom open and a fan on. Anyway, this girl gets a little loud at times and Wed night we were going at it. I was a little in the zone and she had a 'good one' if you know what I mean and got really loud. Well, last night I get home and my roomate tells me that he got up and left for about an hour or so so he didn't have to listen to it. Then he tells me that yesterday he ran into the guy that lives in the apt underneath me and he asked who slept in the bedroom above him. He said "Rob" and my neighbor said "Well, tell Rob thanks for waking me up last night"...Now I'm disturbing the neighbors....:D

<---- check out my 'stuff box' hehe :yes:

[ebpda9]

geez i can't believe you horny toads are still posting in this thread. geez, this theread might become the sencond longest one in hst history

[IALuder]

it will become on THE longest one period.


rob love the Stuff box. i have woken a few people up before. its funny as hell but the chick gets all embarassed.:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
rob love the Stuff box.

Rob just loves "box" period...filthy manwhore.

[IALuder]

:D nice :D

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
rob love the Stuff box.
Originally posted by GT40FIED
Rob just loves "box" period...filthy manwhore.
ROFL! :D

[GT40FIED]

Well dude...you know it's true. Rob loves his "box lunch at the Y". Hahaha!

[IALuder]

lol:D:D:D

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Rob loves his "box lunch at the Y". Hahaha!
Nice :D

[Violent Apathy]

Wow.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
geez i can't believe you horny toads are still posting in this thread. geez, this theread might become the sencond longest one in hst history

hey man what thread is longer than this?

also I'm gonna start a "I hate rob and his luck with females" club...who's in?you get a complimentary "I'm a anti-rob" and hat for joining

[Violent Apathy]

Nice ti see at least SOMEONE is still awake. Didn't feel like going out tonight cause it's been raining. lots of wind, rain, dust, thunder and lightning. Nothing but sunny skies for months now but of course the day after i wash my car a storm hits. :mad:
Damn Phoenix weather.

[IALuder]

got to love the weather in AZ. lol

im in the anti-Rob club. Look at siggy.:yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
also I'm gonna start a "I hate rob and his luck with females" club...who's in?you get a complimentary "I'm a anti-rob" and hat for joining
You're about to get a complimentary kick in the bean bag....:yes:
Originally posted by SFKing
im in the anti-Rob club. Look at siggy.:yes:
Oh you bastard.......

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by TheBaconKing
Nice ti see at least SOMEONE is still awake. Didn't feel like going out tonight cause it's been raining. lots of wind, rain, dust, thunder and lightning. Nothing but sunny skies for months now but of course the day after i wash my car a storm hits. :mad:
Damn Phoenix weather.

Murphy's Law hun, gets me almost everytime. :yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
got to love the weather in AZ. lol

im in the anti-Rob club. Look at siggy.:yes:

ahaha alright it was my idea so I'm prez, you can be vice of the club, we'll see how many we can recruit:D
rob your ass is grass:yes: j/p

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
rob your ass is grass:yes: j/p
son of a :censored:

[CD5Passion]

:D

[Violent Apathy]

Whoa i just noticed the free hat part, where do i sign up?

[CD5Passion]

lol If I ever get ahold of a way to make hats I will seriously make a hat for this occasion

[IALuder]

^will help find place to make hats.:yes: lol :D:D:D:D

[ewaugh]

I'm in:)

[CD5Passion]

ahaha I can't imagine if rob either wants me dead or thinks its just funny

[mylittlecivic]

do i get a special position in this club?

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
do i get a special position in this club?

I've got a special position for ya... ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
do i get a special position in this club?

Oh poor, sweet Anna. Care to rephrase that one?

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
do i get a special position in this club?
sure do, whatever you want to be it yours, besides those already taken

[GT40FIED]

Dude...I wanna be executive VP in charge of fucking shit up. I don't hate Rob...I just like the way that title sounds.

[CD5Passion]

:D sounds good to me bro

p.s. i dont think any of us hate rob but its fun anyhow:yes:

[Violent Apathy]

Hmm and as far as the original subject of this post...I've been cursed with (can be a blessing if i'm with the right girl though... ;) ) and overactive sex drive heh...

[SolPol]

Ummm...I'd like to be executive in charge of sitting on my ass. Is that possible?

[IALuder]

we can make it possible!

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
ahaha I can't imagine if rob either wants me dead or thinks its just funny
both ;)
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
do i get a special position in this club?
Oh Anna...you get many many special positions.....:biting:

By the way, since this club is based upon myself as the subject, I am entitled to 99.9 % of all the proceeds.....:yes:

[CD5Passion]

:D :D :D
we'll see what we can do rob

[mylittlecivic]

well i think i found a suitable title

[CD5Passion]

alright i got a special assistant:kiss:

[IALuder]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
alright i got a special assistant:kiss:

i believe thats WE. ;)

rob you entitled to 90% and me and shards get .5% each. after all were makin hats. on that subject if you really want a hat i can get them 10 bucks made. shipping be about 2 bucks.:cool:

[ewaugh]

I wana' hat!:yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
i believe thats WE. ;)

rob you entitled to 90% and me and shards get .5% each. after all were makin hats. on that subject if you really want a hat i can get them 10 bucks made. shipping be about 2 bucks.:cool:

tru, my bad man WE.....oh man we need hats lol and have one for rob that says "i hate rob"

[IALuder]

nice. 12 bucks a hat. i need to get a hand job.

*Edited by Accordinstyle* :nana:

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
well i think i found a suitable title
Special Assistant huh? Is that like 'short bus' special Anna? :dunce:

Kidding sweetie....:kiss:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
nice. 12 bucks a hat. i need to get a hand job.

*Edited by Accordinstyle* :nana:
:toofunny:

[IALuder]

why must you point out the obvious rob? but its all good. :D

[Kool-Aid]

Anybody ever been to a swingers club/convention???

[IALuder]

heard of but never been. why?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Anybody ever been to a swingers club/convention???

I've been to a party...kinda got tricked into going. Nothing really happened and I'm sure as hell not going back.

[IALuder]

ok, i heard something called a rainbow party. does anyone know excatly what they are? i got the general idea. hint RAINBOW.

[Kool-Aid]

I think the rainbow party is homosexuals at a party...not sure...

But I did go to a swingers convention and it was out of sight...I've never seen anything like what I had seen before...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
ok, i heard something called a rainbow party. does anyone know excatly what they are? i got the general idea. hint RAINBOW.

I think you'd fit right in there SF.:thumbsup:

[IALuder]

ha..ha..ha, your so funny. ;(

[Violent Apathy]

hahaha

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
ha..ha..ha, your so funny. ;(

Sweet fucking christ SF...sometimes I think you're one good cry away from becoming a girl. Lol. :D

[IALuder]

lol :D:D

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Sweet fucking christ SF...sometimes I think you're one good cry away from becoming a girl. Lol. :D
Well, I don't have one for Ben but since him and Darin are girlfriends this will still work..........:pfft: :D

[ShagginJet]

^ Sexy BIOTCH!! :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by ShagginJet
^ Sexy BIOTCH!! :yes:

:nono::nono::nono:

[CD5Passion]

oh god...:nono:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
oh god...:nono:

Darin's got a FABULOUS not-so-secret admirer. Funny...he pines over Anna so much and ends up with a male who fancies him. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[IALuder]

:D:D:D:D

[CD5Passion]

haha thats how the world works..i guess;(

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Darin's got a FABULOUS not-so-secret admirer. Funny...he pines over Anna so much and ends up with a male who fancies him. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D

[mylittlecivic]

lol ;)

[CD5Passion]

:|

[IALuder]

:D this thread is to long.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
:D this is to long.

Words SF has never uttered.

[IALuder]

of course becuase nothing can be to "BIG". :D:D:D:D:D


man tho this thread is at 64 pages with 950 posts. DAYUM. i thought it was going to die earlier.:no:

[Kool-Aid]

Has any of you guys ever used anything other than your hand(s) to masturbate?

[IALuder]

yes, many oth er objects.:yes: ;) :bandit: :paranoid: :|

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Has any of you guys ever used anything other than your hand(s) to masturbate?
yeah...a female........

[CD5Passion]

^what he said

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
yeah...a female........

Ha ha ha...but of course...I meant an object other than a female or your hand...

[GT40FIED]

I know Ben is a fan of socks.:thumbsup:

[CD5Passion]

^and GT steals em:paranoid:

[BlackWolf]

Uh........ew.

[IALuder]

its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here. :yes:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here. :yes:

so you use them and then use the socks for sexual favors ? you are one weird mofo;)

[IALuder]

lol :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so you use them and then use the socks for sexual favors ? you are one weird mofo;)

Ditto on that one.

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here. :yes:
goo :yuck:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
goo :yuck:

took the words out of my mouth:pukey

[IALuder]

lol...ahahaha:paranoid:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol...ahahaha:paranoid:

sock molester, sockophile ;) jfwy

[BlackWolf]

I'll never be able think of those children's sock puppets in the same cute way again :nono: .............sockaphile!


;)

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here. :yes:

You honestly and truely use socks to masturbate with??? WOW.

[Rob]

For his sake I hope to GOD it's a tube sock and not one of those ankle things.....:D

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
For his sake I hope to GOD it's a tube sock and not one of those ankle things.....:D


if his fits why not ? :D

[IALuder]

hahahahha, im a sockaphile.

i have to use soccer socks. ;)

[SolPol]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
took the words out of my mouth:pukey

NO, took the word right outta his sock.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SolPol
NO, took the word right outta his sock.
:pukey :pukey *BLAARRRRRGG*:pukey :pukey

[SolPol]

Ah thank you

[IALuder]

lol :D

[Kool-Aid]

As the world turns...

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
:pukey :pukey *BLAARRRRRGG*:pukey :pukey
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[IALuder]

oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh k well enough about me and my sex life.


i am sorry buddy but you put this one onto yourself ;)

[SolPol]

Nah man, how many times does he have to tell you? He puts it in his sock.

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

Aaawww...he he he

[IALuder]

i know, but i was the only one who answered the question honestly. its all good. i can take like i dish it.

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...so i'll answer this question as well...I never use any object to masturbate...

[IALuder]

dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation.

[CD5Passion]

i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand.

You forgot your boyfriend's mouth. HAHA! Seriously though...it's different with chicks. I've never met one who never used some sort of foreign object or toy.

[SolPol]

My girlfriend never did.

'Til yesterday :yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
You forgot your boyfriend's mouth. HAHA!

:|

[Violent Apathy]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CD5Passion]

shhh dont tell everyone our secret, ahahah:pukey


even thinking about it makes me sick

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by SFKing
dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation.

Seriously...I've never used any object to masturbate with...Im not that horny...

[ebpda9]

next topic: how far can you shoot ;)

[IALuder]

well, when i use socks sometimes ill get whats known as athletes wang. man it itches like bitch. worst thing ever to get. almost as bad as crabs.

but in a new topic sence. how far can you sploog? i can hit at least 4 feet. with the normal extended arch. on a good day, man i can place it pretty far.

[ebpda9]

lol, is that with sock and everything ?

[IALuder]

well when im using the sock, the sploog never really goes anywhere. the sock acts like a condom. but if i havent beat off for like 3 days then use a sock. it will fly threw the sock and get atleast 3 and half feet.

[CD5Passion]

:pukey :pukey :pukey
STEFAN! what the hell are you thinking asking these questions!?!
but really has anyone actually pulled out a measuring tape and marked the distance, sounds like a Olympic Event, lol "and up to the sploog distance event, SF"

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
sounds like a Olympic Event

That's why I'm maintaining my amatuer status. I've medaled.

[CD5Passion]

HAH:D

[Violent Apathy]

.......................
Damn you Stefan...