Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[Wren57]

I just don't enjoy it... there is no material, I gotta be standing up, I have the constant interruption of my imagination by the water hitting me, so I realize I'm by myself, and that just makes it no fun. :no: Now, in the shower with a girl... watchout!!!

[Kool-Aid]

So you like to be laying down when you "take care of yo business"?

[Wren57]

preferably... sitting down is fine too... standing up is just too much effort!!!

[ShagginJet]

^ Dude... you're giving away all the trade secrets.

[Kool-Aid]

Yea...I gotta be on my back or my belly...it feels better for me if Im on my belly for some reason...:yes:

[IALuder]

maybe you should try sitting down. its a lot easier. i only like shower if i dont want a huge mess. yes there are other alternatives but socks are cheaper then kleenex and last longer.

i also really dont jerk it that much. but i have my times were i cant help it.

[GT40FIED]

What? Cost of a box of Kleenex = <$1. A pack of socks has to run over 3 or 4 bucks at least. Besides...factor in the time it takes to wash them after each use and it gets to be expensive.

[Clerks quote]I don't know if you knew this, but jizz streaks if you don't clean it right[/Clerks quote]

[IALuder]

i dont wash the socks so i save that money. i just throw them away. then sure a box of kleenex is a dollar but it doesnt last that long. a pack of socks can last 3-4 months!

[GT40FIED]

That is one CRUSTY ass sock.

[IALuder]

if you buy a pack you get 15 pair. so its not like im using just one sock.

[spoogenet]

Ok thanks for sharing SFKing.... :paranoid:

I think it's great when a woman is open to and cool with masturbating herself.....but seeing as how I'm single, I also think that there's no reason why a good woman should have to do it to herself when I'm lonely and bored. ;) Hehe.

I like to do it different ways depending on how I'm feeling at the time....

Edit: added link.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1413&e=4&u=/afp/20040406/hl_afp/us_health_prostate&sid=96001005

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[IALuder]

your welcome.

i do agree no wemon should have to masturbate when their are planty of single good lookin guys that could get them off. hell its cheap then buying batteries for there vibraters.

wow that was a very interesting link.

[Wren57]

Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

[IALuder]

have i ever had that thought? yea once or twice. other times im just like wow how could something like that happen. then the thought of damn shes hot and i never got laid by her kicks in.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

More than I'd care to admit.

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
More than I'd care to admit.

Hey at least your not speaking ill of the dead

[Kool-Aid]

Interesting...

[GT40FIED]

It just maes you wonder why they couldn't have taken out someone who was some 350lb boogawoof.

[spoogenet]

I don't like to take advantage of the dead, mentally or physically.

I've never wondered what could have been with a girl who has been in such an unfortunate situation,


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[Kool-Aid]

Okkkkk....subject change please...this is making me sad...;(

[ShagginJet]

You guys have issues... I do agree that it's sad when a beautiful person dies, but it's sad when anyone dies...

So let's get back to masterbation. Is BlackWolf the only one who has any toys? Ladies why don't you have a toy? Ever try one?

[Kool-Aid]

I don't have any toys...Im too shy for that kind of thing...I don't NEED toys...the way I see it...is why would I divert from some real dick to a piece of plastic that vibrates?? Just my opinion. Toys seem fun but not for me...

[BlackWolf]

Oh contraire, if you don't know the real value of toys, you've never had any. Yeah, it's a little wierd going into the toy store the first time but you get over it. I've no more creativity for masturbating by myself and quite frankly, it's a little boring. I have several toys and no they don't all vibrate but I did find an almost exact match to my ex so it's almost like he's there using the imagination too. Some you can take with you places in places, some require batteries, some you can use with others and some by yourself but if you DON'T have ANYONE, this is what's available to you. Once you can be open about your own pleasure and open to new ideas about how to find it, it really is a whole new world. I used to be shy myself until I realized I was missing out on alot of the pleasure. Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! :yes: :banana: :banana:

[IALuder]

lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.:yes:

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! :yes: :banana: :banana:
I believe that to the fullest! How can you really be pleased and satisfied with sex....if you don't even know what you like?

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.:yes:

Seven. Some with motors and some without. ;) There's no doubt that the REAL DEAL is better even BEST but when you don't have anyone, then you do what ya gotta do. :yes:

[GT40FIED]

I have a friend with so many she literally went out and bought a "toolbox" (snicker). I was out with her on day when she bought one and she looks at the toolbox in the back of my truck and asks if we can go to Home Depot. Now they're all nicely arranged.

[ShagginJet]

^ that's funny.

[V8killimports]

Blackwolf check this site out!

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

[BlackWolf]

Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................;)

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................;)

lol I thought they kicked ass.. some of them at least..

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by V8killimports
lol I thought they kicked ass.. some of them at least..

Where is yer pic anyways? Did ya ever post one?

[GT40FIED]

She's got one around here somewhere. It's either in the pic thread in Shifting Gears or in the female forum.:thumbsup:

[IALuder]

lol. a toolbox full of "toys" hahahaha :D:D:D one horny person.
seven isnt that bad. your right, do what yea got to do when you have the craving.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
She's got one around here somewhere. It's either in the pic thread in Shifting Gears or in the female forum.:thumbsup:

The pic forum is like 90 pages long..

[GT40FIED]

Oh just do it ya big pansy...this is what the search function is for.:thumbsup:

[KwikR6]

bwahahah nice!
hrm..i think i've seen these pics before also

[IALuder]

ok well after i was told about things that turn people off. i want to know what turns people on. so what the main thing that turns you on? ;)

[GT40FIED]

Does getting head count? Cuz that's a definite turn on.:thumbsup:

[IALuder]

ok maybe i should specify more. what gets you excited and/or what does the opposite sex have to do to get you horny?

[Kool-Aid]

Kisses in the right places...where you touch me...the things you say...I honestly don't thin kit's that difficult to turn me on at all...;)

[IALuder]

^ that could be a good thing....;)

[Kool-Aid]

it IS a good thing...girls are different though...that was just explaining what turns me on...
What about guys? What turns you guys on??

[GT40FIED]

That depends...in what sense are you talking about getting turned on? I mean...you can be turned on walking down the street...right before you have sex...during sex...even after sex. I'll need clarification before answering respondently.

[IALuder]

what gets you in the mood GT40.

for me simply sexual gestures in the right way. a little fore play.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by SFKing
what gets you in the mood GT40.

for me simply sexual gestures in the right way. a little fore play.

wow.. thats pretty fucking wierd for one guy to ask another guy.

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny:

[IALuder]

i was asking everyone. after all this topic is for both sexs. is it not?

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by SFKing
i was asking everyone. after all this topic is for both sexs. is it not?

Well.. I guess I can no longer ask these questions anyways.

[Kool-Aid]

Come on...were all grown-ups here...stop being childish...it was just a question.

What if you (you guys) and a girl were out to dinner and she was wearing a skirt with no underwear...would that turn you guys on?

[GT40FIED]

Fuck...at this point it doesn't take much to get me going.

[IALuder]

it would make for a interesting dinner. i would defenetly think i was going to get some. but as a turn on i i dont think so.

[Kool-Aid]

Then what would turn you on?

[Wren57]

A smile, a wink, a touch on the shoulder (or anywhere basically)... basically any advances/signals by a female is a turnon... :yes:

[SolPol]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Come on...were all grown-ups here...stop being childish...it was just a question.

What if you (you guys) and a girl were out to dinner and she was wearing a skirt with no underwear...would that turn you guys on?

Yeah, that'd work

[IALuder]

hell i get turn on by something a female says to me. i als oget turned on when a female touches me a effectated way.

[Kool-Aid]

WHy are you so easy to get turned on SFKing?? Not getting enough?;)

[ShagginJet]

Seeing a womans thong or g-string is a turn on. Like when you're out with a girl and she has on some low raise pants, kind of tacky but huge turnon to know she's not wearing hot undies.

[IALuder]

yea i really havent gotten much lately. but im dealing with it. hell im not even going to my senior prom. how sad is that? oh well.

i tired of the every weekend fuck. i would like to find someone to spend time with and have fun with.

[Wren57]

Hows about this... I used to have someone that I liked to spend time with and have fun with, along with being an everyDAY fuck, and a DAMN good one at that... now I have nobody... beat that.

:mad: ;( :mad:

[Kool-Aid]

Wait a minute...I thought you were in the marines?? I went to my senior prom alone...that was years ago...I would go with you but I don't think I'd be able to get there...Im sorry.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Wait a minute...I thought you were in the marines?? I went to my senior prom alone...that was years ago...I would go with you but I don't think I'd be able to get there...Im sorry.

yea what the crap.. You were telling me about how I have my freedom because of ppl like you and you are still in high school? lol

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny: :toofunny: Exactly what kind of high school allows you to take 16 weeks off for bootcamp as you said you did?

[IALuder]

well for people who dont know. you can join the military when you 16 or older. if your younger then 18 you have to get both of your perants to sign a paper saying they allow you to. when i was 16 my dad told me to join. he is a ex Marine himself. so i did. went to boot camp over last summer.

[GT40FIED]

Actually the minimum age to join the Marines with parental consent is 17...not 16.

[IALuder]

either way i joined at the end of april 03 when i was 17. i shipped out to fort penalton in cali were i had my boot camp. that was in the 2 week of june, i shipped out.

[ebpda9]

i thought this was the allmighty "wacking it" thread, not about marines and military. :rolleyes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i thought this was the allmighty "wacking it" thread, not about marines and military. :rolleyes:

This is also true.

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i thought this was the allmighty "wacking it" thread, not about marines and military. :rolleyes:

Don't ask, don't tell.

For turn ons....it depends on what I consider my chances are. Such as the date with a girl wearing a skirt and no panties....if she tells me about it, and I know that we'll be doing the deed, then yeah it's a turn on. Otherwise I consider it merely a tease.

So many things that can turn me on, so little interest in typing right now.

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[Kool-Aid]

Nowadays they have these things called masturbation sleeves for guys....ever heard of them?? Has anyone tried it?

[IALuder]

i have never heard of it. i would just use a sock or my hand. no point in buying a sleeve.

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...you and your socks....I guess this sleeve is filled with silicone and it has ridges ans shapes on the inside...the actual sleeve fits tight on the "wang" so it can feel somewhat like you're having sex with someone...if you want to...go to "mypleasures.com" and look for it...

[Wren57]

http://fleshlight.com/main/

:no:

[BlackWolf]

DAMMIT! :mad: I'm at work and I have websense here so I can't see these sites! Now I have to wait till I get home.........;(

Talk about teasing.......at least if I teased you, you'd know you'd be gettin some.........

[Rob]

Mocha Vagina...that sounds like a character from an Austin Power's movie....LMAO :D

[Wren57]

Wait... I'm gonna be getting some? ;)

[BlackWolf]

Depends on if you're as sexy as I think you are. ;) There's just something to be said about a man who has his shit together and knows what he's going to do with his life but also the fact that he's actively doing something about it to get there. :yes:


That said, when are you going to be in Cali?? ;)

[Kool-Aid]

I have websense on my computer here too...what was on that site anyway??

[Wren57]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Depends on if you're as sexy as I think you are. ;) There's just something to be said about a man who has his shit together and knows what he's going to do with his life but also the fact that he's actively doing something about it to get there. :yes:


That said, when are you going to be in Cali?? ;)

I dont know if I'm as sexy as you think or not... I'll let you be the judge;). I want to visit Cali... just got nowhere to stay... ;)

As for the website, I've attached a sample picture. Yes, that is a vagina in a flashlight...

[BlackWolf]

OH GOOD G#D! Are you kidding me? That's too funny. Why would someone even think of putting THAT in a flashlight case? Maybe the guy was already using a flashlight and decided to make it more comfortable .........eeeewwwww

[ShagginJet]

I don't see why guys would need to buy toys. if you're that bored of your hand then go out and get a g/f or buy a hooker.

[Wren57]

Hrm, I do wonder how long the flashlight is. I used to hit the back of my ex in a few positions... you'd think they'd make a longer version to accomodate this situation... guess not. Heh, I'm talking like I actually had a thought process about getting one. :bandit:

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by highlander
Heh, I'm talking like I actually had a thought process about getting one. :bandit:

You don't have to lie to us man... we know. ;)

[BlackWolf]

Like eeewww......if that's the case that you're soo hard up ;) I'll see to it that things get put in their proper place ;) then there's flights west that leave every hour...............

[biker's back]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Like eeewww......if that's the case that you're soo hard up ;) I'll see to it that things get put in their proper place ;) then there's flights west that leave every hour...............

Wren, I think she just offered herself to you.

[BlackWolf]

Shhhhh, let him figure that out on his own........;)

[GT40FIED]

Is it just me, or is it gettin a little hot in herr (mispelling completely intentional)?:crazy:

[Wren57]

Plane tickets... so... expensive;( - Just for amusement, what airports are near you? ;)

ps- This goes for anyone: I've got a 2bedroom apt all to myself this summer if anyone ever rolls through T-town. :yes:

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by highlander
ps- This goes for anyone: I've got a 2bedroom apt all to myself this summer if anyone ever rolls through T-town. :yes:

Let me know when BW is coming through and we'll arrange something... *cough* tag team *cough*..... ROFL!!

[Wren57]

Haha... something a friend of mine says:

"Tag-teaming a girl is awesome; not only are you both getting some, but you are hanging out with your friends too."

;)

[ShagginJet]

That's hilarious...

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
Haha... something a friend of mine says:

"Tag-teaming a girl is awesome; not only are you both getting some, but you are hanging out with your friends too."

;)
LMAO

[BlackWolf]

(talks like the Godfather) "I think you both have made me an offer I can't refuse...." If I ever get out that way, HELL YEAH! :banana: :smoking:

[GT40FIED]

You gotta love a chick who's willing to get tag teamed by two guys she's never met before. I tip my hat to you Blackwolf.

[BlackWolf]

Are you offering the fourth wheel, GT?

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Are you offering the fourth wheel, GT?

:eek: Don't tell me you into the gangbang thing?

[BlackWolf]

Nah, I'm just making an exception for these guys only. It's always been one of my fantasies to have two guys at once but I'm willing to take a third if he's willing............and besides, I've been surfing porn ever since I got home from work so I'm a little worked up right now. :yes: :bandit: .......ssshhhhh......;)

[ShagginJet]

^ You wouldn't happen to have a webcam by chance would you?

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by ShagginJet
^ You wouldn't happen to have a webcam by chance would you?

Or at least pics :luck:

[Wren57]

If you don't have one, I'm willing to pitch in some $ for you to get one!!! :yes:

[IALuder]

lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.

[IALuder]

a picture is worth a thousand words you know. lets see some PHOTOS:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Well...when it comes to sex, 3's a party...4's a crowd. I prefer one on one.;)

[Kool-Aid]

Taking appointments anyone?? I've got 8 weeks left in this place...

[Kool-Aid]

There was one time me and my homegirl went into this adult store to look around and this guy would follow me around the store touching himself....and when I would stop to look at something he would act like he was looking at something waiting for me to move somewhere else...
He literally had his fly undone and he would just go around touching his " meat and two veg" following me around...it was gross...

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.

That's because you're a guy..........DUH! I love the way a penis looks. It's just a girl thing but with the veins all showing with the smooth skin just makes me horny all over again. Probably the same reason why I find forearms on men so sexy. ;)

Sorry fellas, no web cam and no new pics but I did post a pic of myself before. I believe it was a thread about boobs, suprise, but I don't have a digital camera. That pic was taken with a friend's Clie at work.

[wal]

damm black wolf your game as a lord, ya ever visit the uk ?? if not ya gotta get ya ass over pls;)

[BlackWolf]

Where in the UK are you?? You don't have a cockney accent, do you? I might be willing to hop the pond just to get a look at ya........;)

[IALuder]

you should hop on over pop in IA.

[GT40FIED]

Shit Blackwolf...with all of these offers you could start up your own "service".

[BlackWolf]

.....

[IALuder]

wow this thread kind of died huh? i used to get 6 emails a day saying someone replied in this thread. i havent got a single one in 2 days.

so new topic. so when your masterbating what/who are you thinking of while doing it? i usually think of this chick i know that incrediably hot, i mean she FINNE.

[ShagginJet]

http://revengeworld.com/Browse.cfm?g=f

[IALuder]

^damn thats awesome.

[Wren57]

Hmm...

*goes searching for pics of ex*

:D;)

[GT40FIED]

Ahhh...pornographic revenge. What could be better? But damn most of the chicks on that site are just fugly.

[IALuder]

agrees with GT40. most of them are fugly.

[Kool-Aid]

I have websense so I couldn't see what was on that site...what was it?

[IALuder]

a place were people post naked pictures of there EX-GFs as a means of revenge.

[Kool-Aid]

That's horrible!!! Ha ha ha...

[IALuder]

no pictures of you on there, by chance is there?

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...Im still workin on it...I know I've been tellin everybody that I'll be getting some pictures on here but my day sometimes doesn't allow me to do so...
I would like to wait until I get back to Nellis to take some nice pictures but ya'll don't wanna wait... :)

[ShagginJet]

Boy will be boys..... :yes: ;) :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

I will make tremendous efforts to take some. :yes:

[GT40FIED]

^Bit of a double etendre there, huh?

[IALuder]

who cares as long as we get some pic GT40.

as for a masterbation question. i got to know, has anyone been beat off while driving, or beat themselfs off while driving? cuase this happened to me sunday. man she was doing it so good i could barely keep my eyes on the road. i was driving all drunk like.

[Wren57]

Heh, yeah, I've gotten road head. Not in the Z though, don't want to potentially messup the seats. That and the steering wheel gets in the way. I loved it in my old car (Toyota Highlander) and when I'd drive my ex's car (Jeep Grand Cherokee). Road head is awesome, especially when you wave and give a thumbs up at people next to you. ;) :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Wild boys!!! ;)

[IALuder]

road head huh. ill have to get that sometime. sounds so much more intense then a hand job. after all head is better then hand!

[SolPol]

There's not much better than road head as far as I can tell ;)

[ShagginJet]

I've gotten it before, too dangerous. Ended up on the wrong side of the road, doing 10 mph in a 35mph. I'll save it for home next time.

[IALuder]

still its something to try. hmmm i can only dream of what its like right now.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by ShagginJet
I've gotten it before, too dangerous. Ended up on the wrong side of the road, doing 10 mph in a 35mph. I'll save it for home next time.

Sooo soooo true. Especially when you get ready to blow your load...you start swerving and not paying attention to anything besides the head in your lap...just dangerous shit.

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha ha ha....you guys make me laugh...

[IALuder]

i had a friend who was getting road head, he was about to blow his load and his mental G/F didnt want it in her mouth so she move off as he exploded. it got all over his steering wheel and the dash he seats and shit. he was so pist. and ever sense then i will not ride in his car. i dont want to sit in dried up jeez.

[Wren57]

WTF!!!! Are you serious!?!?! Did he not know about her weird fear of jizz? That is seriously f*cked up... as for road head, it is awesome, but I would rather have it on a sofa or bed or somewhere where I could focus on enjoying it, not while having to drive...

[link]

so THIS has to be my favorite thread EVER. oh yea.
and uh... ill say about 4-5 times a week... sex or no sex... :kiss:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by link
so THIS has to be my favorite thread EVER.

That's right...almost 30 pages of topic changing sexual goodness. Do I know how to start a thread or what? Mwahahaha.

[Wren57]

:D

[IALuder]

lol gt40. :D
yea i know what she did was messed up huh? i couldnt believe it either after he told me. stupid bitch.

well, last night this chick and i were hangin out with some other people. well towards the end of the night things kinda got heated up. so we really couldnt go to my place nor hers. i was driving. she like well what about your back seat? all i have to say is it is impossible to have sex in the back of a lude. no room, it was like doing it in a card board box. not happening. we managed . but man i got cramps like a mofo.

[ShagginJet]

dude... learned this a while ago. Just recline the passenger seat, out it all the way back, have her go missionary, hope on top, and ride that till you can't see out the windows no more....

I miss having sex in a car, it was fun. When i was in HS that was the only place to get it on, so hard to catch my house with no one in it.

[Kool-Aid]

I would be down to do it anywhere too...the guy would just have to let me know whats up...

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
...the guy would just have to let me know whats up...
apparently he would be....;)

[Kool-Aid]

HA ha ha...I like a guy who initiates some sex...turns me on...like a car...

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
HA ha ha...I like a guy who initiates some sex...turns me on...like a car...
Nice shoes.......;)

[Kool-Aid]

What do you mean...nice shoes?

[Rob]

nice shoes...wanna f@ck? I was initiating........
;)

[Kool-Aid]

I see ;)

[IALuder]

lol nice:D:D:D:D

yea we reclined the passangers seat. got damn. it was a good time. cant wait till tommorow!!!after PROM!!!

[GT40FIED]

Why do they even bother calling it "prom" anymore? Why not just call it "the deflowering"? I appreciate truth in advertising.

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol nice:D:D:D:D

yea we reclined the passangers seat. got damn. it was a good time. cant wait till tommorow!!!after PROM!!!
Why your finally goign to wack off for the first time:rolleyes:

[IALuder]

what i dont get your post black?

[Kool-Aid]

HE means that you're finally going to jack off instead of having sexw ith some girl...

[IALuder]

any suggestions for a new topic. i cant think of one.

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm...have you guyys ever had a girl try to jack you off but didn't get you off??

[GT40FIED]

No...not once. That always seems to do the trick.

[SolPol]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Hmmm...have you guyys ever had a girl try to jack you off but didn't get you off??

I dunno GT, some girls just don't get how to do it.

[Wren57]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Hmmm...have you guyys ever had a girl try to jack you off but didn't get you off??

Strange story here... once my ex wanted to see exactly how far up it would shoot if I laid on my back while she jacked me off. I really didn't like the idea but went along with it anyway because she went along with some of my ideas, so whatever. Anyway, it took forever because I wasn't really into it. She had to keep going back and using her mouth because it just wasn't working with the hand. I don't come easily. ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Hard to please kinda guy... :yes:

[IALuder]

guys are easie to please when they are in the mood. but as for your question, no. actually they always have managed so far. there been times were i would start to jack off and then quit before i got off becuase i got side tracked.

have you had the problem were a guy couldnt get you off?

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
there been times were i would start to jack off and then quit before i got off becuase i got side tracked.
LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Kool-Aid]

What gets you sidetracked from getting off???

[GT40FIED]

^That's what I'd like to know. I'm 100% focused while doin the do.

[Wren57]

OK, heres another question. Who in here has ever been woken up via blowjob? I know I have, and its one of the greatest ways to get up (pun haha:bandit:). Well, once I got one, and after I was done, I got up and got her some listerine before we went back to sleep... just thought it'd be another interesting story... I can't stand cumbreath:pukey .

[Kool-Aid]

That's nasty... :pukey

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
... I can't stand cumbreath:pukey .
Do you speak from experience?? :confused: :cool: ;) :D

Jfwy Wren.........

[Kool-Aid]

No...I haven't any blow job experience...which is why I thought it was kinda nasty...

[ShagginJet]

:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

[Wren57]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Do you speak from experience?? :confused: :cool: ;) :D

Jfwy Wren.........

Meaning I can't stand it when a girl has cumbreath... damn yall have been on my case lately, can't say a damn thing without someone being a smart:moon:...

[GT40FIED]

Dude...if your splooge smells enough that it's on her breath then maybe it's time to rethink your diet.

[Wren57]

So you are saying you can't smell it on a girls breath after you blow in her mouth? I'd say either

a) she wasn't laying right next to you, breathing on you
b) you liked it so it didn't bother you
c) its been so long, you can't remember if it smelled or not

well, which one is it?;)

[GT40FIED]

Ummm...none of the above. My proverbial shit don't stink.

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
can't say a damn thing without someone being a smart:moon:...
:kiss: :nana:

[SolPol]

Originally posted by highlander
OK, heres another question. Who in here has ever been woken up via blowjob? I know I have, and its one of the greatest ways to get up (pun haha:bandit:). Well, once I got one, and after I was done, I got up and got her some listerine before we went back to sleep... just thought it'd be another interesting story... I can't stand cumbreath:pukey .

I love getting woken up that way. Not much better. It's happened more than a few times. Greatest 10 hours ever though was getting 2 at night and woken up with one the next morning. Damn that girl loved her oral. I miss her.

[IALuder]

lol. nice. i have only been woken up to have sex.

[SolPol]

Ahhh, but the question is, have you ever woken up in the middle of sex? My one ex and I, whenever we slept in the same bed, we would have some sex and fall asleep. No fail, I would wake up at 4, 5, 6 in the morning in the middle of sex.

Now that was great :cool:

[Wren57]

Im confused... so she would wakeup first and play hop on pop or what? It sounds fun, but I'd ask her to wait until at least 8... I like my sleep damnit! :o

[SolPol]

Well according to her, she wasn't awake either. We would tend to sleep real close to each other, all wrapped up and what not. And we are both sex freaks. Plus, I've always walked and talked in my sleep, so I do weird shit.

She would say she would wake up in the middle of it same as me. Who knows? I like sleep too, love it in fact. Regardless, you wake up with a girl on top of you, you tend to finish the job ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm....ya'll are giving me all these ideas.... ;) :yes:

[IALuder]

^put them to use!;)

[Kool-Aid]

You wanna be my first victim? :kiss:

[IALuder]

oh hell yea!!!!!!!!:yes: :yes: ;)

but i know i can only wish.

[BlackWolf]

Damn. I go away for a few days and the whole thread goes to shit.....LoL!

One of my ex's used to do the sleep sex thing. Kinda wierded me out until I got used to it. I always woke up to it but I didn't want to wake him because he lasted much longer and was acutally bigger and harder............YEAH BABY! :yes:

[biker's back]

I gotta ask the ladies..


when you finger yourselves do yuo ever smell your hand?

As for the sex while sleeping thing... its great walking my gf up like that. Whats even better is waking up to her doing something ;)

[BlackWolf]

Yeah. Sometimes I even lick and suck on my fingers too. Depends on how horny I am at the time. I'm a sensual person and I like to have the smells and textures to add to the experience. :yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by biker's back
I gotta ask the ladies..


when you finger yourselves do yuo ever smell your hand?

WTF? Dude, your twisted.....:crazy:

[biker's back]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
WTF? Dude, your twisted.....:crazy:

how is that twisted? Do you know most girls dont even know what they look like down there and even more dont realize that they can smell at times.

[Rob]

Originally posted by biker's back
how is that twisted? Do you know most girls dont even know what they look like down there and even more dont realize that they can smell at times.
When you get done wiping your ass after you take a shit, do you smell your hand? Most people never see their assholes or know their ass stinks? I was just saying that wasn't really an appropriate question to ask..........

[IALuder]

LOL. i have smell my hand after i have shitted. JMWY.

black thats just gross as hell. thats almost like eating yourself out. nasty.

[biker's back]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
When you get done wiping your ass after you take a shit, do you smell your hand? Most people never see their assholes or know their ass stinks? I was just saying that wasn't really an appropriate question to ask..........

so the girls you've gone down on smelt like shit?

How wasnt it appropriate? We're all talking about maturbating...and you're talking about appropriate? I'm just gonna leave it at that...

[BlackWolf]

Guys, guys, guys, it's not like that. I know what I smell like, taste like and what it looks like because I'm completely waxed. I certainly don't taste myself during or even right after my aunt visits, that's just gross. I like the way I taste and no I don't smell. Since, I am waxed, I tell you that choochies are not the most attactive thing on a woman. Ever heard the expression "eating a roast beef sandwich"?? Yeah, it's kinda like that, well at least mine is. As far as wiping my ass then smelling that, uh NO, that's a COMPLETELY different thing. No one is going to compare that to a choochie smell, well......, you know what I mean.....

[biker's back]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Guys, guys, guys, it's not like that. I know what I smell like, taste like and what it looks like because I'm completely waxed. I certainly don't taste myself during or even right after my aunt visits, that's just gross. I like the way I taste and no I don't smell. Since, I am waxed, I tell you that choochies are not the most attactive thing on a woman. Ever heard the expression "eating a roast beef sandwich"?? Yeah, it's kinda like that, well at least mine is. As far as wiping my ass then smelling that, uh NO, that's a COMPLETELY different thing. No one is going to compare that to a choochie smell, well......, you know what I mean.....

what are you talking about your aunt visiting you?

[GT40FIED]

Her period...Aunt Flo.

[biker's back]

gotcha

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm, smelling my hand after using the bathroom has and will never cross my mind...that is gross...

[Rob]

Originally posted by biker's back
so the girls you've gone down on smelt like shit?

How wasnt it appropriate? We're all talking about maturbating...and you're talking about appropriate? I'm just gonna leave it at that...
Fuck you Rob and I'm going to leave it at that........

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I was just saying that wasn't really an appropriate question to ask..........

Dude...seriously...there are very few inappropriate questions here. It's an honest question...one I'm a tad curious about myself since you always see chicks in porns do it. Why not chicks in real life? I mean...you'll put your whole face down there but it's wrong for them to lick their fingers? WTF? And I really don't see how you can draw any parallel between a chick doing that and wiping your ass and smelling it. Like Rob said...I don't know what kinda girls you've been goin down on, but if their junk smells like shit then you've got yourself a problem (and she's got a bigger problem).

[Rob]

Dude...you're both idiots....have you ever heard of an analogy? Because that was what I was using....Rob asked if girls smell their hands after masturbating...I was referring to the hand smelling thing.....sorry I didn't realize I had to attach a f@cking explaination........

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...some girls do smell their fingers after masturbating. It is actually recommended for women to know the smell, taste, and look of their kitties in case something goes wrong...to know yourself....it's healthy...

[IALuder]

thats crazy tasting yourself. i will never taste my shit. i cant think of even doing that. thats gross and very very foul.

i dont get animal porn at all. as in how the hell can some of these animals with huge dong screw a human female with such a small crotch? explain that to me.......

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i dont get animal porn at all. as in how the hell can some of these animals with huge dong screw a human female with such a small crotch? explain that to me.......

And out of left field...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
sorry I didn't realize I had to attach a f@cking explaination........

Only if you fucking blow at making analogies.

[Kool-Aid]

Well, doctors recommend that you know what you look like and how you are "down there" on women. I will NEVER taste my shit...but I have seen it before. :yes:

[IALuder]

damn i was trying for center feild. :|

[Kool-Aid]

What do you mean by that?

[Wren57]

Maybe he wants to split it straight up the middle... metaphorically...:confused:

I know I do :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...hmmm

[IALuder]

thats what i ment. nothing is better then being in the middle!;)

[Kool-Aid]

Well thanks for clearing that up...I'll keep you in mind when I am on that side of the world... ;)

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Well, doctors recommend that you know what you look like and how you are "down there" on women. I will NEVER taste my shit...but I have seen it before. :yes:

LMFAO!! I've seen it before... Damn girl, i'd hope so, it is yours and all.

Never say never... ;)

[IALuder]

better keep me in mind, cuase your running threw mine all the time.;)

sorry that was a bad attemp to get laid. :o im done now.

[Kool-Aid]

You guys are too funny...ha ha ha

[IALuder]

looks arent everything kool-aid. ha ha:o

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...I wasn't talking about your looks...are you funny looking???

[IALuder]

yup, i cry myself to sleep. jmwy

anyways people we need a new topic. i just got to know have you had more one night stands or gf/bfs? for me one night stands. i usually get one a month.

[Wren57]

Well, I've had two "one night stand" type things, but sex wasn't involved... its just not my style really to have a one night stand... and I've only had 1 meaningful relationship, but plenty of other ones... I guess that answers the question...?

[IALuder]

yes sir it does. well i have many relationship but the most meaningful lasted 4 months then she moved. but my longest relationship was 6 months. sexuall relationship can only be fun for so long.

[Kool-Aid]

I've never had a one night stand...my last, and only, relationship was for a year and three months so I've never been able to even have one.

[GT40FIED]

I dunno if mine counts. I slept with one of my best friends of three years and it only happened once. But we'd known each other for 3 years and are still great friends. Not exactly a one night stand...just one night sex.

[Kool-Aid]

I don't think that would count as a one night stand... I think a one nighter would be if you had just met someone at a club or a bar and went home with them...

[ShagginJet]

I've got two under my belt. Both were really odd but enjoyable. I'm not the type to have a one nighter but it just happened. Me and the girls just clicked, next thing i know we're waking up together.

[Kool-Aid]

Wow...I am afraid to regret one night stands if I never have any...

[ShagginJet]

i'd tell you i'd volunteer to help you with that but i might like vegas and want to come back...

[IALuder]

i would also volunteer. just send me a pm and we can discuss meeting plans.;)

[Kool-Aid]

Ok ok ok...send ME some PM's and tell me what YOU GUYS are offering... ;)

[BlackWolf]

I haven't actually just met someone and done it. It's been with guys that I've known or friends of friends. The last time was with this friend of a friend that we all went out one night, he was cute and I was horney so we got together that night. He was actually pretty good performance wise, great length but unfortunatley a pencil dick. :no: Needless to say I didn't try to contact him after that and that my friends was that LAST time...........anyone here thicker than an inch?? Anyone??

Damn, I need to get laid..................;(

[IALuder]

aid im not offering much. sorry. ;(

as for a inch more in girth i got 1.4-1.6 i believe but i dont really measure my tool everytime i get a chance.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
anyone here thicker than an inch?? Anyone??

Quite a bit.

[Wren57]

holy shit, 1.4" around... are you serious? Are you sure you don't mean 1.4" across, because 1.4" around is slightly larger than a small sharpie...

I'm tempted to watch some porn and polish it off a bit just to measure it... :o

[GT40FIED]

I think (or at least hope) he's talking about diameter and not circumfrence. I'm talking diameter since that's how Blackwolf made her measurement but the proper way to measure girth is circumfrence at the thickest point.

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
have you had more one night stands or gf/bfs? for
I've definitely had more one night stands then I've had gfs.....

[Wren57]

Well my temptations got the best of me... just measured... about 7.5" long and 5.5" around... keep in mind this was watching porn, it is a bit larger during actual sex (better stimulation)...

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
Well my temptations got the best of me... just measured... about 7.5" long and 5.5" around... keep in mind this was watching porn, it is a bit larger during actual sex (better stimulation)...
You know Wren...I could have lived the rest of my life without a) knowing the size of your schlong and b) having a mental image of you sitting there watching porn while measuring your schlong...:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

[Wren57]

*shrug*... oh well, it was done for research purposes...

[mylittlecivic]

lmao

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
*shrug*... oh well, it was done for research purposes...

Man...don't ever admit you measured yourself. Always claim a significant other did it for you.

[Kool-Aid]

What's wrong with measuring yourself?? I don't see anything wrong with it?
You seem pretty sizey Highlander...Im sure BlackWolf is drooling...he he he

[biker's back]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
What's wrong with measuring yourself?? I don't see anything wrong with it?
You seem pretty sizey Highlander...Im sure BlackWolf is drooling...he he he

Very rarely does a man brag about his cock size and tell the truth. If someone is truly large they dont need to tell anyone about it, because theres no need.

Funny thing is men are more caught up with their size then women are. I was reading an interesting article in the paper that did a little study on all of this. Seems 'size' matters more to men, more hp, biggest rims, largest house and largest cock size are all related in the males quest ot be large. Women are less interested in cock size and more about the quality of the relationship.

So Wren, calm down and work on more important things...

[Kool-Aid]

Sounds like men are more competitive with the "larger things" in life than women are...

[BlackWolf]

Highlander, yes I am drooling. ;) As for that guy, I'm not saying he was actually an inch but it seemed like damn near when I had my hand on him. Playing with it is part of the fun but when I kept thinking of a pencil instead of a "leg"...........eeeyyyahhh...... :irked: Oh, well.

[Wren57]

Um, I wasn't bragging about it... hell, I don't even know if it is considered large or not... I mean, it doesn't seem that big. Then again, I honestly don't know... I'm perfectly calm about it, like I said, it was done for research purposes because hell, I was interested to know myself. I guess if you doubt me there is no real way to prove it other than to take a picture w/ the measuring tape, but I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon... or ever. Maybe one of the ladies would like to attest for me after I pay them a visit. ;)

[BlackWolf]

:wave: Hi, I'm Blackwolf. Have we met??

LoL, anytime you want confirmation, you let me know. I'll be more than happy to lend you a helping hand.......;)

[Kool-Aid]

Well well.... ;)

[biker's back]

I think average is between around 5inches, apparently alot of guys have 5inch peekers. I do feel sorry for them, and according to sex ed in highschool your penis doesnt stop growing until your in your early 20s.. or something like that. Alot of sex can also improve girth, do to extra blood flow and such.

All I know is apparently I'm too much for my gf now, doesnt seem big to me either wren but remember girls are smaller then us.

[Kool-Aid]

Why do you feel sorry for 5inchers?

[biker's back]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Why do you feel sorry for 5inchers?

because society tells them they're small but they arent

[Kool-Aid]

All them porn stars with mondo-dicks...ha ha ha

[biker's back]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
All them porn stars with mondo-dicks...ha ha ha

sadly its true.. women and their weight... men and their size

[Kool-Aid]

yep...ha ha ha...true analogy.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by biker's back
I think average is between around 5inches,

Close...medically average is 5 3/8". That just seems weird though...I always assumed it was 6"-6 1/2".