Women and their "Second" Language

Come on men what's up with this women saying one thing and meaning another it's mind bogglin, let's start a list of things they say but mean something different or how they make up excuses for certain things sex(i got a headache....lol.....gotta love that one) lol, no offense to the ladies just trying to uncover the hidden world

1. Women have 2 ways of saying NO.....they say NO when they want you to stop, but there's times when ur doing stuff to plz her and turn her on and she softly saying "No" but really wants more......argghhhhh women women women i love you too