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10-16-2002, 11:27 AM
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more then twisted.. you've been warned
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head." |
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10-16-2002, 12:06 PM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO.
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10-16-2002, 12:09 PM
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ohh...man that was sick.
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10-16-2002, 01:31 PM
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what do you call the extra skin around a vagina??
the woman!
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10-16-2002, 02:18 PM
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10-16-2002, 02:50 PM
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That's nasty
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10-16-2002, 03:51 PM
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LMAO..that was a good one..sick but frickin hilaroius..thx i needed a laugh man!!
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10-16-2002, 04:30 PM
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HAHAHA, nice unespected ending
 i like, lol
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10-16-2002, 07:34 PM
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holy sh!#, that was disgusting, but funny.
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10-16-2002, 08:01 PM
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Great definetly one to share in a classroom ful of horny high-schoolers
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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10-16-2002, 08:33 PM
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that was just wrong
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