Adult Sex Quiz

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ADULT SEX QUIZ > > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a >blowjob. > >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? >A.) So men can be open minded. > >Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? >A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. > >Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. > >Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? >A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! > >Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... >A.) "Is it in?" > >Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
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>A.) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection. > >Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? >A.) One of his fingers is clean. > >Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it A Goodyear. > >Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? >A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.