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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York
Age: 44
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They had to be on SOMETHING!!!
I get some really messed up shizz sent to me sometimes. This was only the latest and thought I'd give everyone the same laugh I got!
![]() (These laws have been verified and culled from various sources. Remember, truth is stranger than fiction...Enjoy!) Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West. Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed) Illinois: Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Kansas: Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Massachussetts: At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub. Rhode Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. South Carolina: It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep. Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Utah: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. Washington: All lollipops are banned. West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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