They had to be on SOMETHING!!!

[DsBlu01CivEX]

I get some really messed up shizz sent to me sometimes. This was only the latest and thought I'd give everyone the same laugh I got! ~ Really, really dumb laws. ~

(These laws have been verified and culled from various sources. Remember, truth is stranger than fiction...Enjoy!)

Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.

Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month.

California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.



Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed)

Illinois: Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of
October and March.

Kansas: Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear
tail lights.

Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.



Massachussetts: At a wake, mourners may eat no more than
three sandwiches.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck
atop his head.

Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.



Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub.

Rhode Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice
on a trolley.

South Carolina: It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep.

Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.



Utah: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Washington: All lollipops are banned.

West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.