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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
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So I was sitting around on the sadly boring Friday night (technically Saturday morning, but techincalities are for poor people and hookers so get bent) pondering my own immense awesomeness. After roughly 3 hours of deep thought on the subject I had an idea that was so awesome, it amazed me. Why is this important? Because an idea so awesome that it even manages to amaze me has to invariably violate the laws of physics as we now know them. The idea isn't important...yet. Needless to say, it's so implausibly awesome it might just rip a hole in the space-time continuum. After that thought, I had to think of a way to prevent this, since no matter how great an idea is, it's useless if it destroys the universe (unless the idea IS to destroy the universe...in that case, mission accomplished). To deal with all of this, I've created a new field of study...quantum awesomeness theory. It will solely be for research into how I can impliment this and future ideas of greatness without being bothered by the trivial laws of physics. Suck on that, Stephen Hawkings.
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