Virus.... virus.... f'n... virus!!!!

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My PC is getting ready to crash again... Today it got infected with a virus. My wall paper turned black and I cant change it at all. In the middle of my PC wall paper it says this in big bold letters:


YOU'RE IN DANGER!

ALL YOU DO WITH COMPUTER IS STORED FOREVER IN YOUR HARD DISK. WHEN YOU VISIT SITES, SEND EMAILS... ALL YOUR ACTIONS ARE LOGGED. AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THEM WITH STANDARD TOOLS. YOUR DATA IS STILL AVAILABLE FOR FORENSICS. AND IN SOME CASES FOR YOUR BOSS, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR WIFE, YOUR CHILDREN.

Every site you or somebody or even something, like spyware, opened in your browser, with all images, and all downloaded and maybe later removed movies or mp3 songs - ARE STILL THERE and could broke your life!


SECURE YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!
REMOVE ALL SPYWARE FROM YOUR PC!

[link]Removal instructions[link]

no matter what Spyware or anti-virus program I toss on that shit, it wont even pick it up and delete it. Some programs like Lavasoft Adaware and SpyBot wont even function at all. Any ideas? Please help!!!!!!!!!