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04-30-2004, 04:30 PM
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3 Wishes
This is a little racial...so if you are sensitive, DON'T READ!!!!
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. . . but why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me." |
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04-30-2004, 04:47 PM
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omg that is so bad...
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04-30-2004, 04:58 PM
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lol
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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04-30-2004, 06:27 PM
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i can understand why he would want to be hung like a black man, to bad those blondes were to stupid to know what he meant ahha.
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04-30-2004, 07:13 PM
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Repost Wagon
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lol typical case of blondness
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04-30-2004, 07:27 PM
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thats a good one, lol
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04-30-2004, 08:28 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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HA
im gonna remember that |
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04-30-2004, 10:04 PM
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haha
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05-01-2004, 03:10 PM
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oh thats bad.... funny but bad...
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05-01-2004, 09:15 PM
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i think it's hilarious, I have very racist joke (told to me by my black friend) but I don't think it be wise for me to say it in fear of somebody taking it personal and me getting banned or something
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05-02-2004, 05:13 AM
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You can PM it to me if you think it's too racial...I won't mind.
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05-02-2004, 09:41 AM
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Repost Wagon
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i don't think anyone would take the jokes too personal.
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05-02-2004, 02:21 PM
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NIce
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05-02-2004, 02:55 PM
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that is offensive to me, i mean come on that is just wrong
i would pick up each and everyone of those 100 dollar bills and put them somewhere safe J/K 
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05-03-2004, 05:00 AM
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You were off ended by my joke?
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05-03-2004, 02:12 PM
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Hey! I resemble that remark! My mom was blonde so I guess that makes me only half blonde...... 
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