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> > > >1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll > >squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? > > > >(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to >horrible > >crisp which no decent human being would eat? > > > >(3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > > >(4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > >(5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > > >(6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of > >coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > >(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but >don't > >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? > > > >(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they >are > >going to look up there anyway? > > > >(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're > >both dogs! > > > >10) What do you call male ballerinas? > > > >11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? > > > >(12) Why are Trix only for kids? > > > >(13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why > >didn't he just buy dinner? > > > > (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? > >(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > > > >(16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > >vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > > > >(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear >him, > >is he still wrong? > > > >(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion > >stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is >wet > >paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? > > > >(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > > >(20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? > > > >(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the > >same tune? > > > >(22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? > > > >(23) Did you ever notice! that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad > >at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the >window? > > > >And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through > >both songs real quick to make sure????? Hmm....22 looks awfully familiar for some reason.... ![]() ![]() *hangs head* and yes I sang the alphabet and twinkle little star to see if they had the same tune. ![]()
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