How stupid is this idea?

OK, I KNOW this is probably retarded...but I have a DREAM.

I have a 1987 Civic 4 door...you know, the real ugly body style. Teehee. Anyway. This is my replacement car, as my last project car was stolen. So, I'm driving the daily beater with Automatic tranny. It's ugly as sin...

So, here's my dream:
I want to keep it almost completely stock looking, with a few exceptions: I'd like to work on the body, make it ding-free, get a nice paint job, nice SI wheels from a newer civic..I want it to look nice, but COMPLETELY STOCK.
However, I want it to be QUICK. I want to surprise the crap out of unsuspecting cars at stoplights. There's nothing more fun than having a REAL sleeper.
Question is, are there any swap kits for that car? I'd love to do a b16a. That's all the power I really need...
Any suggestions?