.:HSTuners::

*KwikR6* · 01-08-2005, 09:25 PM

If you were to make a personal add.....Seriously..what would you write...and no..I can make you a swear..that I'm not making one..so don't even go there...I'm actually just curious to see how everyone here would describe THEMSELVES. To see how you view yourselfs.

GT40FIED · 01-08-2005, 09:56 PM

Hmmm...

Single white male, 23, 6'4"/230lbs. Brown hair/blue eyes. Enjoys laughing at other's misfortunes, asian cinema, smoking, drinking. Seeking single white female. No sluts.

JDMFantasy2k · 01-08-2005, 10:10 PM

Seeking sluts!! sluts are good people

lol ^^ j/k

umm

White clean cut male, 17 5' 6" with medium build seeking white or asian female 16-20. intrests include cars, snowboarding, drinking, smoking, and watersports.

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-08-2005, 10:10 PM

Alright

Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts.
21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request)
I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor.

I don't think Id get many responses

mavaaoife · 01-08-2005, 10:23 PM

Wow... an add... this is hard considering ive been off the market for awhile..

20 y/o White female, red hair, blue eyes. 5'4" about 150 lbs. I am into wrestling, cars, and college football. I have many pics upon request. I love to cuddle and think communication and trust is a must.

Violent Apathy · 01-08-2005, 11:50 PM

Ummm, 20 y/o Spanish male, 6'1 145 lbs, been told by basically everyone i meet that i look exactly like that rat bastard mike shinoda. I ienjoy music and movies that don't suck and reading, there ya go i guess.

mavaaoife · 01-08-2005, 11:53 PM

Mike shinoda is fucking hot!!! LP!!

MissJDM · 01-09-2005, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Alright

Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts.
21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request)
I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor.

I don't think Id get many responses

Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

*KwikR6* · 01-09-2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

These are all short compared to what I thought I was going to get..hahahah
Thanks for replying seriously...anyone else?

IALuder · 01-09-2005, 06:42 AM

...............horny..........loves socks.......18 male white.

well that sums it up.

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-09-2005, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

Nah. If I were to actually do one, it would probably be a lot longer/more specific

*KwikR6* · 01-09-2005, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Nah. If I were to actually do one, it would probably be a lot longer/more specific

Yeah cause you don't want any McUgly's coming at ya.

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-09-2005, 11:44 AM

Exactly...but how would you go about doing that w/o coming off as a conceited, callus turd?
I mean, you wouldn’t want to say “Fat chicks and uglies need not apply”. There’s a sure fire way not to get any dates… Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”

*KwikR6* · 01-09-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”

Sounds like what I would say....I would love to have a girl i could go to the gym with, shit like that.

VR4_Craver · 01-09-2005, 12:38 PM

My name is Mike I am 19 and hung like a beer can.....my number is 574-358-1190

MissJDM · 01-10-2005, 12:13 AM

Lol @ the last 5 posts or so.

Ben, yours was still the best.
Tell me when Darin calls in response to the ad. =X
Jaykay.

Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum.

*KwikR6* · 01-10-2005, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
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Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum.

Seriuosly..that made me laugh..i'm not for a whole shit load of gay joke....but that...was funny.

IALuder · 01-10-2005, 07:59 AM

lol hahahahha, i think everyone thinks of darin when they hear or read the word gay.

CD5Passion · 01-10-2005, 01:18 PM

18 years old male. 5'6.5" tall at 150 lbs. part japanese part irish with dark hair and green/brown eyes. enjoys BMX, working on cars, photography, and killin whitey sockafiles

IALuder · 01-10-2005, 10:31 PM

i didnt know there was more then one of me.

CD5Passion · 01-11-2005, 01:39 AM

lol im sure their are and I'll make it my job to extinguish this horrible fetish

MissJDM · 01-11-2005, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
Seriuosly..that made me laugh..i'm not for a whole shit load of gay joke....but that...was funny.

Well, I'm glad I can make you laugh, er, one in 800+ posts.

18F. Vietnamese, 5'1 100lbs, Black eyes. Athletic. Fashionist. Car fanatic. Dancer, Romancer, Out spoken. Simple and simply finds interests in well maintained, athletic, charming, car smart and family oriented men. I know what I want. Must be open minded. Must.

man, do I sound like a bitch?

hahaha.

CD5Passion · 01-11-2005, 02:28 AM

yes

jaykay

Wren57 · 01-11-2005, 02:36 AM

19, Wren, 5'10" built 150lbs, honest to the point of being an asshole, nicely hung, good stamina. Looking for hot sluts 18-up. Pregnant women need not apply; women with STDs must supply own comdoms.

actually, it would read something like this;
19 year old 5'10" Caucasian Male. Very athletic 150lbs. Brown hair, green eyes, very simple and honest. Back after long relationship; looking for athletic females 18-24years old. "Girls" need not inquire; women only.

MissJDM · 01-11-2005, 02:46 AM

I usually come off as a stuck up bitch or someone really silly.

Hm, I wonder why.

You took the jaykaying from me! Forget the coolPSpic now..

CD5Passion · 01-11-2005, 03:15 AM

oh hush you know you want that cool pic

VR4_Craver · 01-12-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
women with STDs must supply own comdoms.

CD5Passion · 01-12-2005, 06:49 PM

yup thats what my initial reaction was too

drdingo21 · 01-12-2005, 08:53 PM

I never needed a Ad. I had this shirt i always wore and it worked everytime, infact too well i haven't worn it since i was like 10.

Ill see if i can find a pic.

MissJDM · 01-12-2005, 10:31 PM

You think that's actually PS?

IALuder · 01-13-2005, 01:49 AM

01-08-2005, 09:25 PM	#1
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	Personal add If you were to make a personal add.....Seriously..what would you write...and no..I can make you a swear..that I'm not making one..so don't even go there...I'm actually just curious to see how everyone here would describe THEMSELVES. To see how you view yourselfs. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

01-08-2005, 09:56 PM	#2
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Hmmm... Single white male, 23, 6'4"/230lbs. Brown hair/blue eyes. Enjoys laughing at other's misfortunes, asian cinema, smoking, drinking. Seeking single white female. No sluts. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-08-2005, 10:10 PM	#3
JDMFantasy2k Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeastern connecticut Age: 37 Posts: 1,765	Seeking sluts!! sluts are good people lol ^^ j/k umm White clean cut male, 17 5' 6" with medium build seeking white or asian female 16-20. intrests include cars, snowboarding, drinking, smoking, and watersports. __________________

01-08-2005, 10:23 PM	#5
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	Wow... an add... this is hard considering ive been off the market for awhile.. 20 y/o White female, red hair, blue eyes. 5'4" about 150 lbs. I am into wrestling, cars, and college football. I have many pics upon request. I love to cuddle and think communication and trust is a must. __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

01-08-2005, 11:50 PM	#6
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	Ummm, 20 y/o Spanish male, 6'1 145 lbs, been told by basically everyone i meet that i look exactly like that rat bastard mike shinoda. I ienjoy music and movies that don't suck and reading, there ya go i guess. __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

01-08-2005, 10:10 PM	#4
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	Alright Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts. 21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request) I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor. I don't think Id get many responses

01-08-2005, 11:53 PM	#7
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	Mike shinoda is fucking hot!!! LP!! __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

01-09-2005, 06:42 AM	#10
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	...............horny..........loves socks.......18 male white. well that sums it up. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

01-09-2005, 11:44 AM	#13
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	Exactly...but how would you go about doing that w/o coming off as a conceited, callus turd? I mean, you wouldn’t want to say “Fat chicks and uglies need not apply”. There’s a sure fire way not to get any dates… Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”

01-09-2005, 12:38 PM	#15
VR4_Craver Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The stixx Age: 38 Posts: 1,550	My name is Mike I am 19 and hung like a beer can.....my number is 574-358-1190 __________________ me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao

01-10-2005, 12:13 AM	#16
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	Lol @ the last 5 posts or so. Ben, yours was still the best. Tell me when Darin calls in response to the ad. =X Jaykay. Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

01-10-2005, 07:59 AM	#18
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	lol hahahahha, i think everyone thinks of darin when they hear or read the word gay. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

01-10-2005, 01:18 PM	#19
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	18 years old male. 5'6.5" tall at 150 lbs. part japanese part irish with dark hair and green/brown eyes. enjoys BMX, working on cars, photography, and killin whitey sockafiles __________________

01-10-2005, 10:31 PM	#20
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	i didnt know there was more then one of me. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

01-11-2005, 01:39 AM	#21
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	lol im sure their are and I'll make it my job to extinguish this horrible fetish __________________

01-11-2005, 02:28 AM	#23
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	yes jaykay __________________

01-11-2005, 02:36 AM	#24
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 2,856	19, Wren, 5'10" built 150lbs, honest to the point of being an asshole, nicely hung, good stamina. Looking for hot sluts 18-up. Pregnant women need not apply; women with STDs must supply own comdoms. actually, it would read something like this; 19 year old 5'10" Caucasian Male. Very athletic 150lbs. Brown hair, green eyes, very simple and honest. Back after long relationship; looking for athletic females 18-24years old. "Girls" need not inquire; women only. __________________ yeah, its that big

01-11-2005, 02:46 AM	#25
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	I usually come off as a stuck up bitch or someone really silly. Hm, I wonder why. You took the jaykaying from me! Forget the coolPSpic now.. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

01-11-2005, 03:15 AM	#26
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	oh hush you know you want that cool pic __________________

01-12-2005, 06:49 PM	#28
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	yup thats what my initial reaction was too __________________

01-12-2005, 08:53 PM	#29
drdingo21 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Elkhart, IN Age: 41 Posts: 1,642	I never needed a Ad. I had this shirt i always wore and it worked everytime, infact too well i haven't worn it since i was like 10. Ill see if i can find a pic.

01-12-2005, 10:31 PM	#30
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	You think that's actually PS? __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

01-13-2005, 01:49 AM	#31
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	__________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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