Personal add
 

If you were to make a personal add.....Seriously..what would you write...and no..I can make you a swear..that I'm not making one..so don't even go there...I'm actually just curious to see how everyone here would describe THEMSELVES. To see how you view yourselfs.

Hmmm...

Single white male, 23, 6'4"/230lbs. Brown hair/blue eyes. Enjoys laughing at other's misfortunes, asian cinema, smoking, drinking. Seeking single white female. No sluts.

Seeking sluts!! sluts are good people :yes:

lol ^^ j/k

umm

White clean cut male, 17 5' 6" with medium build seeking white or asian female 16-20. intrests include cars, snowboarding, drinking, smoking, and watersports.

Alright

Caring single white guy dismissing party chicks, "blondes" and sluts.
21yrs old, 5'10 150lbs Brown/Red hair, blue eyes, fit/athletic body (pics upon request)
I enjoy the more boing things in life, such as reading and actually using my brain for lots of things. Race is not a factor.

I don't think Id get many responses

Wow... an add... this is hard considering ive been off the market for awhile..

20 y/o White female, red hair, blue eyes. 5'4" about 150 lbs. I am into wrestling, cars, and college football. I have many pics upon request. I love to cuddle and think communication and trust is a must.

Ummm, 20 y/o Spanish male, 6'1 145 lbs, been told by basically everyone i meet that i look exactly like that rat bastard mike shinoda. I ienjoy music and movies that don't suck and reading, there ya go i guess.

Mike shinoda is fucking hot!!! LP!!

Lol, does yours seem long, or is it just me?

These are all short compared to what I thought I was going to get..hahahah
Thanks for replying seriously...anyone else?

...............horny..........loves socks.......18 male white.

well that sums it up.:yes:

Nah. If I were to actually do one, it would probably be a lot longer/more specific

Yeah cause you don't want any McUgly's coming at ya.

Exactly...but how would you go about doing that w/o coming off as a conceited, callus turd?
I mean, you wouldn’t want to say “Fat chicks and uglies need not apply”. There’s a sure fire way not to get any dates… Is it ok to say “seeking attractive, healthy girls?”

Sounds like what I would say....I would love to have a girl i could go to the gym with, shit like that.

My name is Mike I am 19 and hung like a beer can.....my number is 574-358-1190 ;) :yes:

Lol @ the last 5 posts or so.

Ben, yours was still the best.
Tell me when Darin calls in response to the ad. =X
Jaykay.

Man, now everytime I think of the word, GAY, I think of Darin. :( I blame it all on the forum.

Seriuosly..that made me laugh..i'm not for a whole shit load of gay joke....but that...was funny.

lol hahahahha, i think everyone thinks of darin when they hear or read the word gay.:D:D:D

18 years old male. 5'6.5" tall at 150 lbs. part japanese part irish with dark hair and green/brown eyes. enjoys BMX, working on cars, photography, and killin whitey sockafiles

:D:D:D

i didnt know there was more then one of me.

lol im sure their are and I'll make it my job to extinguish this horrible fetish

Well, I'm glad I can make you laugh, er, one in 800+ posts.

18F. Vietnamese, 5'1 100lbs, Black eyes. Athletic. Fashionist. Car fanatic. Dancer, Romancer, Out spoken. Simple and simply finds interests in well maintained, athletic, charming, car smart and family oriented men. I know what I want. Must be open minded. Must.

man, do I sound like a bitch?

hahaha.

yes:paranoid:














jaykay:bandit:

19, Wren, 5'10" built 150lbs, honest to the point of being an asshole, nicely hung, good stamina. Looking for hot sluts 18-up. Pregnant women need not apply; women with STDs must supply own comdoms.


actually, it would read something like this;
19 year old 5'10" Caucasian Male. Very athletic 150lbs. Brown hair, green eyes, very simple and honest. Back after long relationship; looking for athletic females 18-24years old. "Girls" need not inquire; women only.

I usually come off as a stuck up bitch or someone really silly.

Hm, I wonder why.

:rolleyes:

You took the jaykaying from me! Forget the coolPSpic now..

oh hush you know you want that cool pic;)

:eek: :eek: :pukey :loco: :zombie:

yup thats what my initial reaction was too

I never needed a Ad. I had this shirt i always wore and it worked everytime, infact too well i haven't worn it since i was like 10.

Ill see if i can find a pic.

You think that's actually PS?

:D:D:D:D