.:HSTuners::::Hondas Wanted:: |
01-17-2006, 05:52 PM | #1 |
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: northeastern connecticut
Age: 37
Posts: 1,765
|
You are all assholes
Way to wish me a happy birthday fuckers
god even Darin gets a happy b-day
__________________
|
01-17-2006, 06:13 PM | #2 |
Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Meanwhile, up in The D...
Age: 41
Posts: 10,579
|
psh when have I made a happy bday thread? Im immune from assholery
happy birthday anyway hey, its c0ng0_b0ng0's birthday too Last edited by pdiggitydogg : 01-17-2006 at 06:17 PM. |
01-17-2006, 06:20 PM | #3 |
Best...mod...ever
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
|
Pshhh. Boo hoo. I'm sure your girl will make up for that later.
Hell...last year I spent my birthday by myself in Pittsburg. Only people that remembered were my mom and brother. Now THAT sucked.
__________________
1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
01-17-2006, 06:33 PM | #4 |
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Des Moines IA
Age: 38
Posts: 7,908
|
i figured if i made the thread 2 days from now you would see. so i didnt make it. jeez.
have a good one.
__________________
93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit. |
01-18-2006, 12:05 AM | #5 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Santa Barbara, California
Age: 38
Posts: 5,446
|
happy birthday Will
|
01-18-2006, 12:07 AM | #6 |
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 39
Posts: 2,856
|
happy birthday... only 2 more
__________________
yeah, its that big |
01-18-2006, 12:16 AM | #7 |
Thought Police
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
Age: 40
Posts: 9,662
|
happy birthday
__________________
Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold. |
01-18-2006, 12:19 AM | #8 | |
Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: over here
Age: 44
Posts: 17,266
|
Quote:
maybe will is c0ng0_b0ngo happy birthday
__________________
|
|
01-18-2006, 08:19 AM | #9 | |
Project Combat Honda
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Highland,OH
Age: 45
Posts: 7,985
|
Re: You are all assholes
Quote:
Suck it up, nobody wished me a Happy B-day either you whiner.
__________________
Racing Rice |
|
01-18-2006, 10:33 AM | #10 |
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Age: 40
Posts: 3,821
|
Happy bday...whiner hehe
|
01-18-2006, 01:11 PM | #11 | ||
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: northeastern connecticut
Age: 37
Posts: 1,765
|
Quote:
wasn't he that fag that was banned like everyday a year ago? Quote:
A. she has her period on my B-day, wtf is that shit . B. And i have you beat in the worst birthday department. My 17th B-day sucked the worse because my dad forgot about it, then we got in a huge fight, and then he passed away on 4 days later without me having talked to him since our fight
__________________
|
||
01-18-2006, 01:17 PM | #12 |
Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Meanwhile, up in The D...
Age: 41
Posts: 10,579
|
Period? So what?
Its just lube |
01-18-2006, 02:39 PM | #13 | |
Project Combat Honda
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Highland,OH
Age: 45
Posts: 7,985
|
Quote:
No doubt, be a man... Earn those wings.
__________________
Racing Rice |
|
01-18-2006, 02:55 PM | #14 |
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: northeastern connecticut
Age: 37
Posts: 1,765
|
good god that is gross. I'm not sticking my tool into anything that bleedes
__________________
|
01-18-2006, 03:07 PM | #15 |
Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Meanwhile, up in The D...
Age: 41
Posts: 10,579
|
it bleeds 5/30 days...thats 16% of the time
Get used to it! |
01-18-2006, 03:27 PM | #16 | |
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maine
Age: 37
Posts: 2,052
|
dude don't do it, trust me on this one.. it sounds a good idea at the time when you're drunk and horny, but the morning after all you can think of is "why the fuck did I do that?"
__________________
Quote:
http://mensalmanac.com |
|
01-18-2006, 04:29 PM | #17 | |
Best...mod...ever
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
|
Quote:
Sounds like someone has a little castration anxiety. Never bothered me. Sex is sex. Not like you're goin' down on her. And yes...your worst birthday story beats mine.
__________________
1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
|
01-18-2006, 04:38 PM | #18 | ||
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maine
Age: 37
Posts: 2,052
|
Quote:
yea but the next day your cuticles have blood in them and shit.. and don't ever grind on her if she's naked and you're wearing underwear.. holy fucking disgusting.. I think I need to be sober more often
__________________
Quote:
http://mensalmanac.com |
||
01-19-2006, 03:33 AM | #19 | ||
Best...mod...ever
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
|
Quote:
Ummm...ever hear of soap? Quote:
Not sure why I'd do that anyway. Seriously...Chris...stay off the sauce.
__________________
1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
||
01-19-2006, 08:32 AM | #20 | |
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Maine
Age: 37
Posts: 2,052
|
dude let me just say.. that was one bad drunken night..
__________________
Quote:
http://mensalmanac.com |
|
01-19-2006, 09:07 AM | #21 |
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: northeastern connecticut
Age: 37
Posts: 1,765
|
sounds like you guys got some nasty girls or something.
__________________
|
01-19-2006, 09:08 AM | #22 | |
Project Combat Honda
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Highland,OH
Age: 45
Posts: 7,985
|
Quote:
Damn, now there is an idea. Dude you don't have to stick your fingers in it! Be a man, try it atleast once. You never know, you might like it. If your that scared, do it in the shower so you can wash it off really quick.
__________________
Racing Rice |
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|