You are all assholes
 

Way to wish me a happy birthday fuckers :flick:

god even Darin gets a happy b-day :rolleyes:

psh when have I made a happy bday thread? Im immune from assholery :D

happy birthday anyway

hey, its c0ng0_b0ng0's birthday too

Pshhh. Boo hoo. I'm sure your girl will make up for that later.:D

Hell...last year I spent my birthday by myself in Pittsburg. Only people that remembered were my mom and brother. Now THAT sucked.

i figured if i made the thread 2 days from now you would see. so i didnt make it. jeez.

have a good one. :drunk:

happy birthday Will:wave:

happy birthday... only 2 more :cool:

happy birthday

maybe will is c0ng0_b0ngo :od

happy birthday

Re: You are all assholes
 

Suck it up, nobody wished me a Happy B-day either you whiner.:D

Happy bday...whiner :) hehe :bandit:

wasn't he that fag that was banned like everyday a year ago?




A. she has her period on my B-day, wtf is that shit .

B. And i have you beat in the worst birthday department. My 17th B-day sucked the worse because my dad forgot about it, then we got in a huge fight, and then he passed away on 4 days later without me having talked to him since our fight :|

Period? So what? :confused:
Its just lube :D

No doubt, be a man... Earn those wings.;)

good god that is gross. I'm not sticking my tool into anything that bleedes

it bleeds 5/30 days...thats 16% of the time
Get used to it!

dude don't do it, trust me on this one.. it sounds a good idea at the time when you're drunk and horny, but the morning after all you can think of is "why the fuck did I do that?"

Sounds like someone has a little castration anxiety. Never bothered me. Sex is sex. Not like you're goin' down on her.:D

And yes...your worst birthday story beats mine.:|

yea but the next day your cuticles have blood in them and shit.. and don't ever grind on her if she's naked and you're wearing underwear.. holy fucking disgusting.. I think I need to be sober more often

Ummm...ever hear of soap?:D


Not sure why I'd do that anyway. Seriously...Chris...stay off the sauce.:D

dude let me just say.. that was one bad drunken night..

sounds like you guys got some nasty girls or something.

Damn, now there is an idea. Dude you don't have to stick your fingers in it! Be a man, try it atleast once. You never know, you might like it. If your that scared, do it in the shower so you can wash it off really quick.:D