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11-02-2002, 10:06 PM
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Funniest bumper sticker.
okay, the other day, i was coming home from work, i saw this older Caravan sporting this sticker:
"Proud parent of a son who beat-up an honor student at **** elementary school" i was laughin my ass off!!!!  |
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11-02-2002, 10:18 PM
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LOL It was me!!! ahaha no no it wasnt
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11-02-2002, 10:28 PM
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lol, i've seen something similar.
It was "My Student Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"
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11-02-2002, 10:50 PM
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The best one I have seen is" My son knocked up your honor student"
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thats not bad, for a honda You say VTEC, I say V-8 |
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11-02-2002, 10:55 PM
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11-02-2002, 11:11 PM
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lol
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11-02-2002, 11:14 PM
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Haha that's great
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11-02-2002, 11:34 PM
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My Favorite is
I HEART COPS big red heart not the word
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11-03-2002, 12:30 AM
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LOL, could they suck up any more? 
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11-03-2002, 12:46 AM
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Erin has a shirt that says "I *big red heart* Policemen" It's great!
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11-03-2002, 01:40 AM
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i like the ones that say "MY DIXIE WRECKED."
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11-03-2002, 01:41 AM
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what?? 
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11-03-2002, 02:15 AM
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my favorite is: "i'd rather be driving a 94 accord sedan"
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11-03-2002, 02:43 AM
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i "big red heart" your mullet
 1% angel 99%biatch (spell it correctly)
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11-03-2002, 03:47 AM
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say it out loud. makes more sense. if you still don't get it, it ends up sounding like "My Dick's Erect" a.k.a. my dick is erect.  |
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11-03-2002, 04:14 AM
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ohhh...o.k.... hahahahahahahaha
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11-03-2002, 04:34 AM
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I've always liked "Driving drunk? Take off your seatbelt"
I had one made by graphics express a while back that says "Going for a drive...be back in 10 seconds"
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11-03-2002, 01:21 PM
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bumper stickers
I have a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Race me & find out!"
My boss bought me one that says "If you're rich, I'm single." I didn't put that one on my car, but it was funny. |
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11-03-2002, 02:10 PM
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Re: bumper stickers
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Now that's a bumper sticker!!! Hell yeah! I think the best one I have ever seen was "I think, therefore I vote Republican" |
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11-03-2002, 02:11 PM
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11-03-2002, 02:14 PM
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O yea...
Bumper stickers can be WAY funny, but I HATE those bumper stickers that say stuff like "Abortion doesn't make you not a mother, it makes you the mother of a dead baby!"
 I actually saw that 1 the other day! That is so offensive & is better off being unsaid.  |
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11-03-2002, 02:38 PM
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I want one that says something about suvs...
Suburban Unnecessary Vehicle or simpler... SUV's Suck! I'd have to mount it on my roof though so they could see it. |
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11-03-2002, 03:11 PM
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I see a windshield banner almost everytime I drive to school on this old beat up F150 that says "There's no trash like white trash". I almost pissed myself laughin at it the first time I saw it.
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11-03-2002, 03:15 PM
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ahaha
You see that alot, especially around Oklahoma, sorry to say...All the cowboys here have windshield banners that say: Ain't Skeered. Spelled just so.  what a bunch of idiots.They also have them that say "Cowboy up". I still don't know what the hell that means. |
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11-03-2002, 03:36 PM
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yah we have the "Aint skeered" banners too...mostly on old pickups and "redneck" mustangs as I like to call them...you know the ones-the ones from the late 80s early 90s....those are the ugliest stangs ever!
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11-03-2002, 03:39 PM
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UGH! I KNOW! My X had 1 of those that he just loved & I couldnt even make myself ride in it! I HATE that year! |
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11-03-2002, 06:35 PM
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My favorite bumper sticker is....
"My other ride is your mom" |
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11-03-2002, 06:45 PM
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LOL^^ i love that one....
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11-03-2002, 07:29 PM
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My all time favorite is "FAH Q!"
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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11-03-2002, 10:21 PM
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11-03-2002, 11:30 PM
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Hey man, I have one of those and I love it. 200hp 300lbs/ft 2500lbs not the prettiest but what a ride
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11-03-2002, 11:42 PM
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Yeah...I wondered about that too. But then mine's an '84 1/2 so does that count as late 80's? Should I take offense? Hehe.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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11-04-2002, 01:02 AM
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man, i think the foxbodies are the best looking mustangs. most stangs i find ok looking, but those i just love.
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11-04-2002, 04:46 AM
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Absolutely...although I also love the '68 fastbacks (like the one used in "Bullit"). I'd love to have one but my '84 sucks up most of my money at present. 
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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11-04-2002, 09:06 AM
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"Stop inbreeding, ban country music"
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11-04-2002, 11:20 AM
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GirlRacer... the "Cowboy Up" one is around up here in Washington as well... if you have ever seen the movie "8 Seconds" you might know this one... basically its a "suck it up and get the job done" kind of motto.....
some of my favorites: "Bad cop.. no donut" "I eat RICE" "racer-roni" and then there is the one that I have been thinking about for many a year and wanting to get it made (sure hope nobody has done it yet) I make sudden stops (yes in small type so they have to get close to read it) NewL |
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11-04-2002, 01:17 PM
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Oooo...is that what that means? I've always wondered. I've never seen 8 seconds b/c I don't like 'country' type movies.
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11-04-2002, 01:20 PM
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o yea
and I'm sorry bout the mustang comment, I always forget we have mustang boys here too. No offense intended, just my personal preference.
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11-04-2002, 01:35 PM
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One that we stuck on a buddy's car: "So many gerbils, so little time"
I hate those "My kid beat up your honor kid" crap....but I also hate the "My kid was an honor kid" crap as well. One you see around TX a bit is: "Keep honking I'm reloading" b |
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11-04-2002, 01:42 PM
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I like "Horn broken, watch for finger."
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