How To Shower Like A Man

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.

Ok, that's just wrong on so many levels!!

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

Do that on a day I'm in a bad mood and he'll be getting a knee to the !