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10-29-2002, 07:39 AM

If any of you hunt you will find this funny!

So this kid finally convinces his Grandfather to take him hunting. So his Grandfather takes him out in the woods and leavs him in a good spot and says "now we can only shoot a buck. It's a buck only day. We can only shoot a BOY DEER not anything else. Dont shoot it unless it has antlers on it's head. ok?" and the kid nodded his head. The grandfather went about 500 yards down and waited in his hunting spot. About 2 hours later he hears two gun shots. So when he goes back the kid is sitting there with two squirrels. He says "I TOLD YOU ONLY A BOY DEER!" and the kid says "Grandpa! When the spider crawled across my boots I didnt move...When the bird took a $hit on my head and it rolled down my face....I didnt even blink, but when those squirrels looked up my pants leggs at my nuts and said "let's eat one and store the other" they had to GO!

~David

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10-29-2002, 07:39 AM	#1
Ticket2ride21 Posts: n/a	If any of you hunt you will find this funny! So this kid finally convinces his Grandfather to take him hunting. So his Grandfather takes him out in the woods and leavs him in a good spot and says "now we can only shoot a buck. It's a buck only day. We can only shoot a BOY DEER not anything else. Dont shoot it unless it has antlers on it's head. ok?" and the kid nodded his head. The grandfather went about 500 yards down and waited in his hunting spot. About 2 hours later he hears two gun shots. So when he goes back the kid is sitting there with two squirrels. He says "I TOLD YOU ONLY A BOY DEER!" and the kid says "Grandpa! When the spider crawled across my boots I didnt move...When the bird took a $hit on my head and it rolled down my face....I didnt even blink, but when those squirrels looked up my pants leggs at my nuts and said "let's eat one and store the other" they had to GO! ~David