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Old 10-28-2002, 09:49 PM   #34
Rob
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Originally posted by TonitrusEN
last time i got drunk it went like this.


11:00pm: Arrive at friends house, couple of shots of Captain Morgans

11:05pm: Friend goes to store, i chug Hennesey from the bottle, and chase with straight lime juice.

11:10pm: Get in hot Tub, drink mixxed Captain Morgans Diet Pepsi and Lime Juice.

12:00 the 4 of us empty a 5th of Jack, the rest of the 5th of Hennesey, and the pint of Captains.

12:05am: Im out of the hot tub, i go to throw the bottles away and cut my feet to shreds on some bricks.

12:10am: I attempt the put the hot tub cover back on.

12:15am: I pass out on the floor

*insert time here* My friend asks for his clothes which im apparantly laying on, i grab them out from under my head and throw, grab the phone by mistake and it smashes me in the head. Pass out...

*insert time here* friend wakes me up and says "*girls name* wants to shave my chest, is that a good idea?" i say no, he leaves..

*inser time here* friend wakes me up again and tells me he is going to let her shave his chest, i say whatever, pass out.

*insert time here* friend wakes me up with a gaping cut on his chest, and blood everywhere, i stick my finger in the cut and pass out.

I wake up... the girl is naked. pass out..

i wake up... the girl is changing again.. pass out

i wake up.. my friend is naked, i scream and tell him to get the hell out of the room.. pass out

i wake up.. the girl is naked again, but my friends are clothed, i lean up.. its 5:00am.. i figure ill go home and sleep..

*....sleeping...*

*wake up, its 3:00pm* Im still drunk, i call my friend to come pick me up, i stare at the wall for a half hour.. etc.


Moral of the story is, that sh*t is fun!

Thanks for sharing that!
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