Nice ladies? hello? where are you?

[nonovurbizniz]

DUDE! your way too young to be looking for a "good girl" I'm 25 and married and i'm too young to have a good girl.

The answer is EVERYWHERE. Anytime you see a good looking or nice looking girl or whatever the hell your attracted to. walk up to her and say

"I don't usually do this but... You look like a really (insert adjective here) girl/guy. I was wondering if you want to hang out some time."

If the answer is no wtf do you care you'll probobly never see them again and if you do who cares.

Be nice, don't look at their tits, and complement them on shit that guys don't notice (you have a great fashion sense, don't go for that hair eyes shit till they change the hair or unless they actually have amazing hair or eyes).

Just be yourself relax don't stress the fact that you haven't been on a date in however long. who cares? the only reason you haven't been on a date is cuz you haven't tried to.

SIEZE THE DAY

and as far as doing shit for your ex.. not only does that eliminate banging any of her friends (cuz now you look like a joke) yer confidence will be shot. next time she asks for something say something like this.

"you worthless lazy whore. if you want something to eat why don't you come over here i have pants full of ass you could eat. P.S. You P(meow)y smells you sucked in bed and your going to be fat just like your mother. Eventually all of the value once held in your looks will be gone and i will still be a cool person. until then **** yourself and I hope you choke on your own shit."

Not only will this shock her but she proboly won't bother calling anymore. also the being fat like her mother and loosing her looks and being worthless once she has (lost her looks) will give her plenty of issues girls are pretty weak minded and fall prey to self-doubt easily.

Have fun make her CRY

Don't look for a serious relationship. get laid and have fun if you happen across a girl that makes you suddenly not attracted to any other girl you see settle down (after that being the case for at least 4 years).