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Originally posted by Civic
We need to replace girls with something else.I got it BEER!!
Heres the pluses:
1)Beer bottles have curves too.
2)Beer can give you that special feeling too
3)Beer comes in packs of 6,12 and 24(sometimes 30)
4)Beer never complains about how many beers youve had.
5)Beer never has a headache
6)Beer loves you no matter how you act(the worse the better)
7)Beer never wants your money
8)Beer loves a wild night out
9)Your friends allways like your beer
10)Beer allways has a good time

Top ten reasons to not date.And when you get sick of Beer theres her sister Whiskey what curves her bottle has.

thats funy but girls are so much better!