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Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Sharing a summer with Darth Vader.
Heres something for u star wars fans.

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

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The Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines For Geeks

10) Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

9) "Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

8) Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

7) You ever been with a webmaster before? It's like nothing you've ever experienced.

6) I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

5) I live with my mom, but she doesn't care when my other friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9, and we must be asleep by 9:30.

4) When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away...don't make me buy another sock.

3) You, me, here...this couldn't be better if I programmed the holodeck myself.

2) You look just like Lois Lane in that skirt and I'm wearing my Superman underoos...it's either fate or the menacing hand of Lex Luthor at work.

1) Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?


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Originally posted by juvenile
1) Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?


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best one! haha!

[Kyle]

Originally posted by juvenile



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3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."





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The Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines For Geeks




8) Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

7) You ever been with a webmaster before? It's like nothing you've ever experienced.





4) When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away...don't make me buy another sock.

3) You, me, here...this couldn't be better if I programmed the holodeck myself.

2) You look just like Lois Lane in that skirt and I'm wearing my Superman underoos...it's either fate or the menacing hand of Lex Luthor at work.

1) Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?


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HAHAHA those are the best ones rigt there

[Racing Rice]

damn, wheres clippy when you need him... mwuahahah..

Just playin, those were better then the love joke thing..

if you put that ****in clippy up one more time. I'll say **** it to jokes lol
I hate that thing

[mylittlecivic]

lmao! some of those are hilarious

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Hehe, I loved those Star Wars ones.