Got Killed...

[Addict]

I have 3 on my record now, but I've had about 6 or so total. I'm addicted to speed (no, not the drug). I can't go slow for some reason.....

Originally posted by Matrix
I have gotten over 20 speeding tickets in the last 5-8 years alone. How many are actually on my record? Ans: 2
Why? Ans: It pays to work at a highly successful law firm and be on a first name basis with all the judges in the county.

One time, the cop wouldn't cut me any slack on a 51/40 ticket. SO...I subpeonaed his radar gun, his training certificate for that particular model radar gun, his calibration record logs of that radar gun for that day, his arrest record for the past year, his tuning fork used in calibrating the radar gun...and about a dozen other things. The judge was quite amused, and required the cop to bring the stuff.
Needless to say, the prosecution chose not to pursue the case.

That's too funny.....