OK TRUTH: Reason why guys are players!

Originally posted by Incubus
I've never met a lesbian that hasn't had sex with guys before turning into a lesbian!
And every lesbian I've met has hit on me, asked me out, etc....but same with gay guys.

To me a lesbian is the chick version of a male player. A player is a guy who used to be nice and sweet but got burned one too many times and becomes an ass.
All the lesbians I've met were straight, then got burned one too many times by guys and so voila! They become lesbians.

What in the...? So does that mean that when a guy gets hurt one too many times after he does his "player" thing, he becomes gay?