Max Pun! you know... like maxpayne. but funnier.

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A Babylonian general was declared a traitor for leading a revolt.
He escaped the night before he was to be executed and hid in an old
Babylonian ziggurat, or temple, where he expected to find some of his
associates. Not finding them, he began to burn the papers they had
left and was immediately recaptured.
Moral of the story--Warning! The searchin' general has determined
that smoking ziggurats may be hazardous to your stealth.