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TimmyHollins · 02-05-2021, 07:53 AM

An Irish housewife is at home, being a homemaker, while her husband is away working at the Guinness factory.

When she hears a knock on the door.

Upon answering the door, she sees it is two of her husband’s friends and co-workers.

“Mary,” says the first co-worker, “I’m afraid we have some terrible news. You see, there was an accident at the factory today, and your husband fell into a vat of the Guinness.”

“My God!” Exclaims Mary, “will he be alright, how badly is he hurt!?”

“Well,” says the co-worker, “the fact is Mary, he didn’t make it, he drowned.”

“No!” Sobs Mary. “Please, tell me it was at least a quick death, and painless?”

“Well, you see, the thing of it is Mary, he got out three times to pee.”

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02-05-2021, 07:53 AM	#1
TimmyHollins Registered User Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 40 Posts: 194	An Irish housewife is at home, being a homemaker, while her husband is away working at the Guinness factory. When she hears a knock on the door. Upon answering the door, she sees it is two of her husband’s friends and co-workers. “Mary,” says the first co-worker, “I’m afraid we have some terrible news. You see, there was an accident at the factory today, and your husband fell into a vat of the Guinness.” “My God!” Exclaims Mary, “will he be alright, how badly is he hurt!?” “Well,” says the co-worker, “the fact is Mary, he didn’t make it, he drowned.” “No!” Sobs Mary. “Please, tell me it was at least a quick death, and painless?” “Well, you see, the thing of it is Mary, he got out three times to pee.”