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08-06-2007, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: youngstown ohio
Age: 46
Posts: 848
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how about this one.....
jacking off, playboy beside you, and you have a heart attack. I know i should joke but this truly happened. I found my father in his chair like this.(deceased) Talk about a unique experience! The neighbor was the first person on scene, i still cant face her. not many people know the "true" cause of his death. i got one more not as bad though..... last summer i was hammering a nail in and i hit my thumb, well i have a tendency to pass out with pain. And i ended up passing out in my garage and pissing myself! My dad was so flipped out, he was dialing 911 when i came to.
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08-07-2007, 04:55 AM
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Best...mod...ever
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
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A heart attack while jerking off? Sounds just like that scene from Clerks. That'd be hilarious...if it didn't happen to your dad.
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