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Old 01-15-2007, 05:39 PM   #1
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nope nope...just relaxed fun with the girlfriend.

Are you kidding me? Did she clean the sand out of your vagina for you?
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Old 01-15-2007, 07:55 PM   #2
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Are you kidding me? Did she clean the sand out of your vagina for you?



happy birthday man
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:39 AM   #3
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eat me steve
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:30 AM   #4
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eat me steve

That should be easy...since you apparently have a massive vagina. I'll bet your dick is just a disguise for your oversized clit.

Man...drinker or not, it's practically a law that you get trashed on your 21st. Or, as I called it on my 21st, business as usual. And if your girlfriend didn't join in for at least one day, dump her...she's no fun. That's like her denying you birthday sex. Then again, if my theory is true and you do indeed have a raging case of vaginitis, maybe she's just not into chicks.
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Old 01-17-2007, 07:23 AM   #5
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I'll bet your dick is just a disguise for your oversized clit.

Dante Hicks:"You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?"

Randal Graves:"No. 'Cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!"

Oh, and a late Happy B-day fucker! Sorry you remember it.
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