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10-12-2005, 06:15 PM
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HS Answering machines.
Make an answering machine message for somone on HS.
Hello, this is VR4_Craver. I seem to have arrived home in an altered state last night. I vaguely remember a midget. I am hog tied on the floor with a guitar cord and have a sombrero protruding from my anus. Someone left my Extreme CD on repeat and shaved the left side of my entire body. Please send help! *beeP* Last edited by drdingo21 : 10-12-2005 at 06:40 PM. |
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10-12-2005, 06:26 PM
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"Hi, this is GT40FIED. I'm not here right now, so leave a message and a number and why you called.... are you calling because you like me? Or are you calling to harrass me??! Do I know you?!? WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO C..."
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10-12-2005, 06:32 PM
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Yo, this is dar*rustling*in. I'm probab*rustling*ly out, like, *rustling*driving my supe*rustling*r-cool totally-rad *rustling* wicked-cool *rustling* Echo . WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?! *rustling* Chris, quit kissing me! *rustling* Damn, I need to *rustling* get som more lube ag*rustling*ain!! ....... Oh, and if this is Stefan*rustling* you know my cellie, lover.
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10-12-2005, 07:15 PM
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hi, you've reached the dingo...i'm currently on the computer right now trying to pass time since i have nothing better to do. i'm probably trying to come up with something witty and funny that has to do with answering machines and....wait....
beep j/k 
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10-12-2005, 07:49 PM
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aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-12-2005, 08:36 PM
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"Um, hi. This is silver. *Pause* OH, um it says here I'm supposed to tell you to leave a message. So, uh, leave a message. *Giggling, pages turning* Uhhhhhhhh.... *muffled sounds* Push end button...."
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10-12-2005, 08:36 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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aww I want one
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10-12-2005, 08:38 PM
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Hi this is AzCivic, i'm sorry I don't want to take your call right now, unless it's drdingo21, is it you drdingo21? Fuckin Poser. I bet you don't even own a Honda, you Poser. Tell you what, leave a message and i'll call you back to tell you what a Poser you are, right after I post what a Poser you are in teh forum. Thanks bye
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10-12-2005, 08:46 PM
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Hey, baby, you've reached P-Diggs, yeah... If you're calling from Match.com, FaceTheJury.com, Yahoo Personals, MatchMaker.com, or the USA Today Personals, press 1. If you're calling from bigblacklovers.com , press 2. If you're just going to stand me up like all the other women do, press 3. Oh and GO TO HELL!!
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10-12-2005, 08:51 PM
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this thread is hilarious!!!!!! ahahahahhah!!!! Best thread ever!!
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10-12-2005, 08:55 PM
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YES LMAO |
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10-12-2005, 09:13 PM
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"Hi, you've reached MissJDM. Me and my funbags, AKA meat pillows, AKA jugs, AKA hooters, AKA mellons are not home right now. We're out street-racing in my JDM Teg as on-lookers stare at my funbags, AKA meat pillows, AKA jugs, AKA hooters, AKA mellons. If you want to reach me and my funbags, AKA meat pillows, AKA jugs, AKA hooters, AKA mellons just leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we can!
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10-12-2005, 09:17 PM
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I'm running out of thoughts.... Where the hell is everyone?
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10-12-2005, 10:41 PM
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PAT's was the Best!!! And I don't even have big boobs, you weirdo.!
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10-12-2005, 10:42 PM
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Sorry. Thought you did....
Maybe if you hadn't stopped calling me and I got to know you better I wouldn't have made a mistake like that. |
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10-13-2005, 04:21 PM
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lol hahaha. wtf.
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10-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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no no this is no where near what his would say....think of something a little like this.... Hey, you've reached dingo....right now I am probably beating my dog...maybe im out golfing.....if its normal bussiness hours on a bussiness day I am probably out golfing. Because yes I am an overpaid piece of shit. B T W you can check out my new phone *starts reading site* w w w.mobil...fuck it check my site bitches... L33T *beep* lol reminds me of the time dingo got ahold of my phone and changing my voice mail greeting to "Hey you have reached mike Im out blowing a dog leave me a message." Yea I didnt find out till like 3 weeks later.....fucking dick
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao Last edited by VR4_Craver : 10-14-2005 at 06:50 PM. |
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10-14-2005, 11:46 PM
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10-15-2005, 07:28 AM
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Buwah ha ha hah a haa... This thread is awesome!
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10-16-2005, 01:49 AM
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yea yea...oh yea laugh it up fucker go ahead lol
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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10-16-2005, 09:29 PM
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This is to funny.
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10-16-2005, 11:25 PM
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hi, this is vr4_craver. i am sorry i missed your call but i drive a 2 door minivan, which is yellow to make up for my small penis. Also, right now i am trying to look asian so i can have an excuse for my small penis or i am trying to blow dingo's dog |
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10-17-2005, 12:19 AM
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for those that read this: i swear i don't know dingo. i have no affiliation with him.
just had to clear it out, man.
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10-17-2005, 02:50 AM
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You probably say the same thing about me.
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10-17-2005, 10:20 AM
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10-17-2005, 10:34 AM
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More like "Hello, you've reached JJ. Chances are J-Dawg is actually in right now, but J-Dawg won't pick-up because J-Dawg's caller ID reads 'AIDS' which means J-Dawg will not bring himself down to a level suitable for conversing with an asshammer such as yourself. Oh, and my voice has just made you pregnant" BeeP Last edited by drdingo21 : 10-17-2005 at 10:52 AM. |
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10-17-2005, 10:51 AM
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Hi, this is Thermal. I can't answer the phone right now because I'm at Bloomies for their 50% off women's jeans sale. So please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I find that perfect pair of girly jeans that doesn't make my ass look too big! Ciao!"
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10-17-2005, 12:27 PM
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^wtf. lol
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10-17-2005, 01:34 PM
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LOL ciao did it for me
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10-17-2005, 05:27 PM
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bahahahaha
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10-18-2005, 08:25 AM
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LMFAO...this thread is great......
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10-20-2005, 10:00 PM
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Allo. Joo've reshed de Sssssstefan. I not coming to de phone right now becaws I'm handling some business, okay? Don't mak me permanently parc joo azz. Ja know, maybe I don't even wanna talk to joo. Maybe joo is some kinda cockaroash! Joo, Franky, Bernstein...ALL COCKAROASHES!! I think meybe joo need to say hello to mah li'friend!!!
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10-20-2005, 10:14 PM
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*Ben and Darin together* Hi you've reached Ben and Darin. *Darin* we can't come to the phone right now, *Ben* because Darin has a ball gag in his mouth and zipper mask over his head. He has clothespins on his nipples and hot wax dripping down his asscrack. We'll get back to you as soon as I take this 4" stiletto heal off his ballsack.
*Darin* Your soo hot when you talk dirty like that. I want suck your *beep* Last edited by drdingo21 : 10-20-2005 at 10:24 PM. |
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10-20-2005, 10:26 PM
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LOLz1! BBQ!!
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10-21-2005, 01:34 AM
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you have an interesting imagination. . . 
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10-21-2005, 10:24 AM
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10-21-2005, 10:39 AM
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BWAHAHAHA^
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10-21-2005, 11:08 AM
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Y0, you've reached JJ, the masters of assrammerzdotcum. Sorry i can't take your call right now, but i got my balls stuck in a vice while trying to blow my dog. Please try you call again later when my dog is satisfied.
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