My conversation with "god"

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Me:
got a light?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who is the milk mystic
God:
He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
Me:
have any medical marijauna?
God:
No I don't think I have any medical marijauna. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
do you have any?
God:
" Medical marijuana."? Do I have any?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Puff, Puff, Give
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Puff, Puff, Give
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
exisitng in reality, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought.
Me:
are you canadian?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
canada has good marijauna!
God:
Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada.
Me:
I see!
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Do you like medical Marijauna?
God:
But I like to gossip. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
You smoke too much

(long pause)

God:
*Cough*


haha thats great, god is a stoner