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09-25-2005, 07:20 AM
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Fucking scum
So I was sitting around tonight having a few beers and watching a movie. It's 3:30 in the morning so I figure it's time to kick back and unwind. Wrong. Right outside my door I hear a car horn. I think "what the fuck...it's 3:30" so I look out the blinds. That's when I notice the dome light in my truck is on. Correct...there's some dipshit rummaging through my truck and his dumbass honked the fucking horn somehow. So I grab my pellet gun (unloaded...but it's a nice little black CO2 pistol that looks real enough) and jump out the front door. As I'm cocking the slide (yes, it even has a slide that cocks), the guy starts walking away from my truck. I point the gun at him and yell "that's right motherfucker, walk away". He jumps into a car with a hole in the exhaust (ultra classy style) and hauls ass away. I sit back down and continue my movie.
This is where this fucktard's genius kicks in. About 15 minutes later I hear a car alarm go off about 2 doors down. I yank open my front door to see the same stupid fuck trying to get his way into a locked SUV. Then this black dude who is apparently the father of the girl who lives there comes running out screaming that he's gonna "kill yo ass muthafucka". Once again, the same car hauls ass away. I went down and talked to the guy and he told me it was a 2-tone Cutlass (never question a black man when it comes to mid-80s G-Body GM cars) and he got a partial plate number. Man...I'm so pissed off. The guy didn't take anything from my truck that I could see (which is ridiculous because there was a flat of beer behind the front seat), he just tossed shit around. I'll have to call my landlords tomorrow (the husband is a local sheriff) and have a talk with them. Right now I'm wishing I'd had a real gun and that it was legal to shoot motherfuckers in the back. I was, however, assured by the guy down the way that he could recognize the car and that if it came back they'd have some problems. All I can say now is that if I had a goose, things would've been so much easier.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-25-2005, 10:06 AM
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man I fucking hate theives... Im totally with you that we should be able to shoot their asses
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09-25-2005, 10:07 AM
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why'd you empty the pellet gun?
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09-25-2005, 11:18 AM
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is shooting someone w/ nonlethal rounds from a shotgun illegal?
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09-25-2005, 11:25 AM
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yea, assualt with a intent to harm.
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09-25-2005, 12:43 PM
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but if thats about equal to "breakin into my shit" then i doubt they'd run off to the police about it.
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09-25-2005, 01:10 PM
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plus if your landlord's husband is in the force i'm sure they'd mysteriously misplace the paperwork for the assult charges
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09-25-2005, 03:47 PM
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I didn't empty it...I just didn't have time to load it. I hardly ever use it and those things will leak over time so I just load it when I'm going to use it. If it had been loaded, trust me, I would've popped off a few "rounds" (or whatever you call pellets).
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-25-2005, 03:58 PM
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if you ever get a chance pop off a few rounds, make sure its gangsta style or else its just lame
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09-25-2005, 04:22 PM
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fuckit
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09-25-2005, 05:10 PM
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That's the only way to roll And yes...i would like to shoot people.
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09-25-2005, 09:22 PM
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..because we all know, Steven is just so gangsta!
Glad you aren't missing any parts, but more importantly..the beer!
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09-25-2005, 09:46 PM
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Actually I'm trying to quit drinking so much. It's a pain in the ass though. I've definitely started cutting back. You'd know that if you ever returned IMs. 
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-25-2005, 09:49 PM
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so what, you get drunk and im lyna. no wonder she quit returning them. loser.
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09-25-2005, 10:08 PM
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 Yeah, it's My Bad on me this time. I haven't been around due to some changes and drama in life. I did get your message on the celly though (and saved it). You leave awesomely lame messages.  I'm glad you're attempting to quit. I have to admit, I'm even more shock that you mentioned it on the forums. On another note, you don't contact me when you're drunk, do ya? The answer better be no!! On anotherrr side note, IM me! I'll get back to it! I have another cell #, too. It's my business line so the minutes are more than I need. Holllllaaa!
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09-25-2005, 10:10 PM
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... five?
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09-25-2005, 10:19 PM
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-25-2005, 10:36 PM
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  proud of ya, seriously. you weren't breaking our unwritten "five" contract though, were ya?
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09-26-2005, 06:04 AM
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Not once. Let's just say I've spent a lot of time at the student counseling center.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-26-2005, 07:29 AM
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Man, you should have capped his ass with a couple needle point pellets. Atleast made the motherfvcker pay for going through your shit.
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09-26-2005, 10:09 AM
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should have ran he ass down and beat the fuck out him.
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09-26-2005, 10:39 AM
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09-26-2005, 10:58 AM
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No goose or pellets? Someone just isn't fvcking prepared for anything.
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09-26-2005, 05:46 PM
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a thief can break into a store steal shit and get caught. and then sue the company. beleive it or not there are laws that thieves can use to their advantage just like the guy who was got sued by a thief who was putting his car onto a wrecker.
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09-27-2005, 05:11 AM
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Funny thing is that I'd had a couple (2) beers so I was stupid enough to do chase him but not drunk enough that I would've fallen down. The guy down the way said that when he went after the guy, it looked like he was reaching for something...so I'm glad I didn't try and run him down.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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