Horrible Day!!!

[Fatal070]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
What? A campus "cop" threatened to arrest you? With what...his magical campus cop powers? I'd have let him "arrest" me so all the real cops could laugh at him when he brought you in for "kicking a goose". You should've just looked at him and been like "look Barney Fife...either I kick the goose or I kick in your skull...you choose".

Man...now that I think about it...geese are cool unless they're blocking the road or trying to bite you. Those little fuckers have razors for teeth. I would've picked up the goose and beat the "cop" with it. I know that sounds like a crappy solution, but now I wanna do it just out of principle. Can you imagine some 6'4" guy with no arms chasing some mall cop around with a goose and beating him senseless with it? Holy shit...I gotta go find a goose.

LMAO I would love to see that!