Horrible Day!!!

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Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
My day sucked balls, until 5mins ago.
Cant find a lab coat to save my life (pink? tons of em). Chick who says "Call me" wont respond to me asking for her #. Why do they just decide not to respond? Hate my new math prof, had to park in BFE and walk like 500yrds to get to my class late.
Newest class (MLS 205) is the same as HBS 201 that I took last yr...but the credits dont apply!! Why?? Because HBS was 4creds, MLS is 2....they cant just let you lose 2 credits! NO?!
I was attacked by a damn goose walking back to my car! A GOOSE!!! I kicked it and was threatened to be arrested by a campus cop for animal abuse! WHAT?????

What? A campus "cop" threatened to arrest you? With what...his magical campus cop powers? I'd have let him "arrest" me so all the real cops could laugh at him when he brought you in for "kicking a goose". You should've just looked at him and been like "look Barney Fife...either I kick the goose or I kick in your skull...you choose".

Man...now that I think about it...geese are cool unless they're blocking the road or trying to bite you. Those little fuckers have razors for teeth. I would've picked up the goose and beat the "cop" with it. I know that sounds like a crappy solution, but now I wanna do it just out of principle. Can you imagine some 6'4" guy with no arms chasing some mall cop around with a goose and beating him senseless with it? Holy shit...I gotta go find a goose.