Driving vs. sex

[Leets]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Hmmm...you know.l..you can beat a car and generally get away with it. And if said beating leads to you totaling the car, you won't be staring down a murder charge. I've also found that the "the car was pissing me off so I flogged it" excuse usually works pretty well. The same can't be said for women.

... that's kind of conversation you never want to start on a first date