Damn you Texas!

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/ch...eut/index.html

So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even [i]BE[/i a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform.

nice html, homie.

Oh, and when Steven rules the world, he already said I get to have a badass role! We haven't decide WHAT role exactly, but it's gonna be ooberness!

Er, Uberness, right?