What my stupid (today ex) gf tried to pull last night... for your amusement.

[VonDigger]

There was a girl like that I knew from a long time ago. I used to ride her all over hells half acre just to make her happy and to spead time with her. This went on for a while, I dated her for a while after that too. Then we broke up, no biggie to me at the time. Well a few months go by, she gets pregnant and asks me to help her move, like a dumb fuck I say OK. I did everything, including pack, she kept using the excuse that she was pregnant, I got to the point that I just flat out told her, do something or I'm dropping your shit in the middle of the street. After that, she at least packed.

I didn't here from her for a long time after that, then out of the blue, of course after I just did about 30 consecutive hours at 2 jobs, another story. Well, her and her new husband, who was a automechanic, was having problems with one of thier cars. The conversation went something like this.

Cathy: Hey you, how are you doing today?
Me: Tired as shit, I just got home from 2 different jobs, I'm going to bed cause I have to be at another job in like 8 hours, I need to sleep.
Cathy: Well we need help with one of our cars. It blew off a water pump hose.
Me: Is Bill there?
Cathy: Yeah, it's his day off today.
Me: Have him fix it, he used to be an auto mechanic.
Cathy: He doesn't want to. He hates this car.
Me: Well to be honest with you, I don't really want to either. I'm going to bed.

Heres the kicker

Cathy: If you were my freind you would.
Me: I am your freind, but I can't today.
Cathy: Don't talk to me again asshole.
Me: Don't have to tell me twice, seeya! (hangs up the phone)

I hate games.