Valentine's Day

[Mischief]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk that I can't speak,
and wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is nothing but a crock of shit.
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day