Know your liquor?

[Violent Apathy]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 104 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

edit - Test statistics:

* Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
o 100% had lower proof scores.
* With respect to proof, users aged 70 to 74 scored highest.
* With respect to proof, users aged 20 to 24 scored lowest.

100% in my age group had lower scores? haha