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11-08-2004, 08:46 PM
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So I have this chapstick on my desk...
...which I normally keep in my drawer, but forgot to place it there on friday before I left.
I'm now sitting here wondering whether or not the clean-up crew took it and wiped it on their nipples and/or ball sacks as a prank. I think I'm gonna buy a new one....but I'm gonna hold on to this one in case anyone here needs some. |
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11-08-2004, 09:06 PM
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hahah awesome.
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11-08-2004, 09:12 PM
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 Holyshit that's funny. Ya I wouldn't use it. |
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11-08-2004, 09:14 PM
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^ Good to see you guys share my feelings.
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11-08-2004, 09:29 PM
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LOL, that is really funny...
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11-08-2004, 10:11 PM
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lol, i love the paranoid thoughts, sad what guy do these days
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11-08-2004, 10:38 PM
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I don't even want to know how you reached those possible conclusions...but it's hilarious nonetheless.
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11-08-2004, 10:41 PM
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LMAO JJ. I bet mike used it
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11-09-2004, 01:34 AM
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Maybe he wiped it on his own nipples just for fun?
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11-09-2004, 02:46 PM
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lol jesus christ...parnoia owns
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11-10-2004, 11:25 PM
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no I would have rubbed on my balls thoguh if I was there!
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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11-11-2004, 10:41 PM
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^ It would have made up for all the times I used your toothbrush to comb my pubic/ass hair.
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11-11-2004, 11:45 PM
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Thats fine because.....I just used yours to scratch my ass...the inside at that.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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11-11-2004, 11:49 PM
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ohh brotherly love.
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11-12-2004, 02:26 AM
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ewwy what flavor was it?
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I hope the thread takes a turn with the help of that
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11-14-2004, 12:06 PM
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j/k it was the Ice Cherry. |
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11-14-2004, 12:47 PM
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or sweaty salty balls
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11-16-2004, 09:32 PM
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Damn it...now I leave my chapstick out on my desk every night at work and I've never had that thought run through my head AT ALL. Thoughts like that don't occur in my head about other people. Guess I'm not all that paranoid! But I might start putting mine in my drawer.
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11-16-2004, 09:43 PM
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Ooff damn damn that sux man. sell it on ebay lol
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