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IALuder · 10-29-2004, 07:05 AM

One day there is a circus train going down the track. Halfway through the trip, the train hits a rough spot in the track and derails. All of the animals in the train die except a zebra. So the zebra sets off down a dirt road.

On his way he sees a cat and asks, "What do you do Mr. Cat?" And the cat replies, "Well I sit here and drink milk all day and chase the mice away." The zebra says "That's nice" and continues on his way.

Next he comes to a dog ans asks, "What do you do Mr. Dog?" And the dog replies, "Well I chase that lazy cat around all day." The zebra says, "That's nice" and continues on his way.

Lastly he comes to a BIG red bull and asks, "What do you do Mr. Bull?" and the bull replies, "Well take those silly striped pajamas off and I SHOW you what I do all day!"

10-29-2004, 07:05 AM	#26
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	One day there is a circus train going down the track. Halfway through the trip, the train hits a rough spot in the track and derails. All of the animals in the train die except a zebra. So the zebra sets off down a dirt road. On his way he sees a cat and asks, "What do you do Mr. Cat?" And the cat replies, "Well I sit here and drink milk all day and chase the mice away." The zebra says "That's nice" and continues on his way. Next he comes to a dog ans asks, "What do you do Mr. Dog?" And the dog replies, "Well I chase that lazy cat around all day." The zebra says, "That's nice" and continues on his way. Lastly he comes to a BIG red bull and asks, "What do you do Mr. Bull?" and the bull replies, "Well take those silly striped pajamas off and I SHOW you what I do all day!" __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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